Roleplay Retcon

Former NFL quarterback and maple syrup kingpin Portman Tow, Mama's boy Bocepherous Nut, and professional grifter Cornflake Cogburn all find themselves in the wrong seat of a squad car. At their new prison home, Warden Sanders promises a reduced sentence for Portman if he puts together a football team of prisoners to give his guards' team something to practice tackling. But not everyone wants Portman to put the team together...

Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, violence

Rookie Camp episodes are our cute name for "episode zero" where we introduce the game we're playing (Play Ball! by Roe Caufield) and our first-ever guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday. And the name is finally apt because we're remaking the 2005 Adam Sandler remake of The Longest Yard, which had a poor critical reception, but that didn't stop millions of people from being bamboozled by Sandler at the height of his powers.

Content Warnings: Profanity, prison

Before we get started with our remake of a remake of The Longest Yard, get to know our first-ever guest GM: Grant Nordine, the co-creator, co-host, and often titular game master of the podcast Game Master Monday. Each episode of Game Master Monday is standalone and has a new game and a new cast, and Roleplay Retcon has been on the show more than once!

Don't worry, this won't affect our release schedule. We'll drop Rookie Camp in a week!

In the back half of our remake of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Superman doesn't let his humiliation at the hands of Nuclear Man stop him from dismantling the world's nukes. Will Nuclear man retaliate, or will he be distracted by Lois Lane? I guess the answer seems obvious, but the date gets pretty hot.

Content Warnings: War, nuclear weapons, mild violence, profanity

Jeff Stormer, Superman superfan and the host of Party of One, made a bespoke game specifically for remaking Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, the final Christopher Reeve Superman movie that put Supes in Hollywood timeout for 20 years.

Content Warnings: War, nuclear weapons, mild violence, profanity

An American Werewolf in London (1981) is one of the all-time great horror comedies. And then 16 years later somebody decided to make a spiritual sequel, An American Werewolf in Paris, and inject it with all of the worst tropes of the '90s. We remake the latter with Craig Campbell's Die Laughing, a GM-less TTRPG about making comedy horror movies! We can't promise it's a cohesive story, but we can promise some much more interesting characters and that nobody says "sex points."

Content Warnings: Violence, death, body horror, violence against animals, guns, sexual references, profanity

Time is as it should be and the League heads off on their next adventure. We're gonna stay here and talk about this one, though. Did we improve on the original movie? Find out what we think in this episode!

The League and Carmen Sandiego have their final showdown. Not everyone will survive. Holtzmann does what she does best. Marty lifts a gag order. Laszlo puts on the rizz. Dom steals half a truck. Content Warnings: Death, violence, Nazis, blood, profanity, sexual content

The League hatches a plan to track down and stop Carmen Sandiego and finally use those time circuits on the Rogue One. Dom gets aided and banded. Marty is not a sniper. Holtzmann is a girl's girl. Laszlo dons the greatest disguise of all time. Content Warnings: Death, body horror, Nazis, blood, profanity, sexual content

Borat's ferocious bear may be the end of Dom. Holtzmann's driving may be the end of everyone else. Marty wants to put a pin in this self-reflective moment. Laszlo sees someone he knows. Content Warnings: Profanity, death, violence, gore, blood, sexual innuendo, violence against animals