We took some time (too much time, really) to gather our thoughts on what we want this podcast to be. The result of that time and those thoughts are gathered in this episode.

TLDR:

The episode schedule is going from bi-weekly to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Efrain's Ende series is taking a nap

Dakota's Leander's series is born

 

The song featured in this week's episode was "Stainless Steel" by Calibro 35

https://calibro35rk.bandcamp.com/

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"Let's go steal a house"

- everyone

In this week's episode, the gang finally gets reunited. Prince Joe C tells the rest of the group about his travels before they head out to kill and/or save something at a mountain and/or swamp and/or desert and/or town. Along the way they stumble upon a deserted shack and an attractive elven botanist. 

"Don't punch our magic, space-horse, Soto!"

-Dakota (out of character)

 

Today some of our heroes finally meet the astronomer and regain their normal bodies as well as some information about a deadly threat to a planet that is not their own. Unfortunately for our heroes, they're on that planet.

Will they spring into action to save the day?

 

 

 

Nope.

"Smack that booty on me, smack that booty on me"

- Prince Joe C

 

On this special episode of Roll Patrol, we find out what happened to Prince Joe C when he got seperated from the group. Did he land in a pile of shit? Did he make a lizard laugh so hard that he stabbed himself? Could he have sang a song about booties so dope that they brought a man back from the brink of death?

The answer to all of these questions...

is yes.

 

Enjoy the show

"I chop my hand off"

- Pip

 

The Orb of Time is still missing and our heroes are no closer to saving it. But, for some reason, they continue to threaten the safety of the town of Ende, even though they're kind of supposed to be saving it. Will they ever come together as a team and complete their quest?

I don't know, man.

Maybe?

"I will burn this city down!"

- Fenrick

Our heroes (?) arrive in a strange new town in strange new bodies.

The Orb of Time has been stolen and it is their duty to retrieve it. Will our adventurers reclaim their bodies and the orb? If this episode is any indication then, no, probably not. But listen anyways, for we can guarantee at least one thing; this will definitely be interesting.

Thank you for checking out the first episode of Roll Patrol, where we introduce the players, their characters, and try to figure out how they all know each other .

Spoiler alert, things didn't go according to plan. But isn't that what makes D&D so great ?