If you have an Android you might not like this one. 

That's right, back to the pyramid schemes you bishes love to partake in. 

Where is it, take me to your lair, sacrifice me to your polygamous God's, I do not care, I just want the chicken wings. 

Are you sick of old people just being old? Are you yourself young? Are we all going to hell? Yes, but we going together my Beanie Babies. 

47 minutes of jerking off, enjoy.

Why is daylight savings a thing? Where were those mennonites going? Why did Manager Grace not finish cleaning the kitchen? If you have any answers please call the hotline, thank you. 

Manager Grace joined the pod to do my ad libs and hold my toes, can't miss content. 

If this intro doesn't get me brought onto America's got talent, nothing will, 

We are now at 1 episode per week at 45 minutes each, that's just enough time to make love 3 separate times to your old lady while listening to Archie's ASMR.

Shoulda took my allergy meds pre-recording, rookie move.