Rolling Stoned

Agents Ralph and Diego have some catching up to do. Their weekly reports haven't been sent to headquarters in a month because Ralph has been spending too much time mixing the top secret recordings, trying to make them more listenable, and Diego hasn't exactly been helping. They don't have much time to bicker about it though, because it appears in the security feed as if the USPUSS facility has... blown up. While sifting through the rubble, unsure of how the higher ups will receive the news, they become startled as Women in Beige emerge from the walls behind them, demanding answers. The WiB is way beyond Ralph's clearance level, but Diego knows they mean business because with the WiB you either cooperate, or you become erased. Also Boxman makes a dramatic return...

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With both the Third and Sixth Amendments wished away by Lincoln's Hand, the New Confederacy is well on their way to bringing about their Confederate Dystopia. After being flung into the woods by Sketch's reckless driving, Age wakes up pinned to her crashed trailer. Fortunately, her trailer crashed into the tent of someone that can help. He calls himself--The Instructor. He has no time to explain, but he's an ageless veteran and he knows about the atrocities that are being brought to veterans through Confederate magic and he intends to set things right. However, with due process gone, Age, a known dissident, will have to be careful who she runs into. But, fortunately again, The Instructor knows his way through the woods and towards Veteran 77A, the key to fixing this mess. HOO RAH.

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Age and Sketch are hot on Fugue State Ken's trail of bodies when Sketch suddenly notices someone he thought long gone from his past zoom by on familiar sounding rollerskates. Age's trailer immediately goes flying off the hitch as Sketch speeds up to find out that Starwoman is indeed still alive... sort of. She has become a zombie, er, revenant, existing for the sake of revenge, and Ricardo, Vinny (the Vietnam Vet), & Sketch are going to need her help if they are going to stop Fugue State Ken's confused murderous rampage. Fortunately, Starwoman remembers the world before the Third Amendment changed and is equally confused by all the tan-coats around. But they don't have much time to waste on carnage because the New Confederacy is about to set in motion a series of Amendment reforms that will put us back into Antebellum America...

Also... HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL!!!

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The treehouse kids' wish to remove the Third Amendment with Lincoln's hand worked, leaving Ken, Sketch, & Age with no memory of the United States having an amendment prohibiting soldiers from being posted in people's homes. They don't remember a time without their trusty tan-coated soldier/body guard/servant/companion by their side, from the moment they pick them up from the local Vet Smart, like one does when registering a new home. But in this Confederate Dystopia, veterans aren't exactly being treated... humanely. With the Third Amendment gone, their duty to country has become indefinite, as they are keeping the peoples' homes guarded and their beds made until they are no longer of service... Our Stoners are going to need to act quickly if they are going to stop this Confederate Dystopia from getting any worse, but first Age needs to stop at the DMV and update her trailer registration...

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It's time to get back to work, but Ken and Sketch are going to be having a permanent guest tag along with them on their route. Newly fired and newly homeless, Age asks if she can crash with them, which they quickly agree to, after all, she only has one suitcase... Well, she picked some day to move in because they have to deliver an ominous relic to the treehouse kids, which may give their master the power to change the Union for the worse...

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420 was days ago, but Ken and Sketch have lost all concept of time and space. After wandering off into the Wisconsin wilderness from Milwaukee, they find themselves in a Spencer’s Gifts in Oconomowoc. Age (aka Adrienne) shows up out of nowhere in the USPUSS truck to save them from their hallucinogenic wanderings, only to drug them and bring them to none other than Detroit, Rock City. Age has become obsessed with a promising young Rock prodigy by the name of Jack White and is determined to meet him face to face backstage at his show, when a supernatural Liverpoolean presence makes himself known.

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Ken and Sketch decide to take a day trip to Madison on their day off and run into their old friend, Adrienne. She is at the capitol to protest the United States invading Iraq under false pretenses and informs Ken and Sketch that we just started a war (they were unaware). After dropping some knowledge about world politics, the subject quickly gets on cannibalism and one thing leads to another...

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Ken's brother, D-Mike is in town from New Jersey and Ken & Sketch are picking him up from the bus station. They're looking forward to spending some quality time and seeing the sights, but first they have to finish their route. However, all goes awry while they're passing around a road bong and Sketch slowly crashes into a fire hydrant and they have an odd interaction with the police officer on the scene...

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While Ken and Sketch are taking a breather from the work day to watch Predator in the break room, the maniacal kids Billy and Timmy from the tree house show up at the USPUSS facility. And they want their skin couch back. And the couch is haunted or something... ? Idk, you're going to have to listen if you want to make sense of this one...

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Following a rigorous debate about whether DVDs have what it takes to replace VHSs, Ken and Sketch decide to go to Circuit City to see what all the hype is about. A very enthusiastic Circuit City employee by the name of McDougal shows them the wonders of DVDs and some backroom deals (once they buttered his palms, that is...).

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