Romance Novels For Dudes

Ron finally redeems himself by telling St. James where the Mayor is and all hell breaks loose. Will St. James survive or will he kill the everyone in sight. Maybe the title gives it away. Oh well.

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St. James St. James is back being rich baby! But being rich has its price, as he does too much opium and rules the town with an iron fist. The Mayor retaliates and may or may not have killed his entire family. Whoopsie.

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St. James St. James finally realizes his dream of opening up a "Polite Whorehouse And Opium Den" and to celebrate, he obviously hosts a huge orgy inside his barn that turns way out of control.

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St. James St. James arrives in China only to be greeted by copious amounts of opium, orgies, and endless hibachi. It's the experience of a lifetime... or 7 years. He becomes rich once again.

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St. James St. James is finally able to go back to a whorehouse, but is unhappy with a gift from one of the prostitutes. He also realizes he needs to become a drug dealer to become reich again, so he plans to set sail for China... for opium.

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Our hero St. James St. James gets sentenced to jail where he kills a Mexican, continues to have sex with multiple women and possibly one dude. When he finally gets out, he realizes he is completely broke and must do something quick... because he'd rather die than be poor again.

St. James St. James gets caught having sex on top of his dead son's casket at his funeral... and it isn't his wife.  The Marshall's finally catch up to him and take him to prison, where he continues to have more sex.  It's kind of amazing.

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St. James St. James is now poor and must cope with his new reality... that he has to dig through human sh*t to pay for his son's funeral.  He can't even afford a decent HJ from a whorehouse.  Dark times.

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St. James St. James son Totally F**king Mexico dies tragically after being kidnapped and dipped into scalding hot gold.  He then f**ks his next door neighbor's wife in front of him for revenge.

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St. James St. James realizes he might no longer be the richest man in town and is forced to participate in an impromtu bukkake session as he meets the men responsible for the invention of Goldschlager. 

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