This episode has no wigs. However, it does have JG blessing us with more open-mouthed yell-sobbing, "Scottish" (read as: Shrekish) accents, we answer our very first listener question (hi Richard!), get our very first listener call-in, and listen to the voicemail to rival all voicemails. Francie burned the turkey, but WE know how to cook!!! AMIRIGHT, LADIES?  #yesallmen

"okay. bye." Joan Nolan 5.13.39-2.6.20

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We're back baby, Episode 6 is live and filled to the BRIM with giggles. Gina is too close to the mic again, Maureen can't stop her ""British"" accent, and Sydney? Well, she's on the ceiling. Get down from there, girl!!! Maureen and Gina impersonate Jack and Sydney battling through whispers, and we finally learn a little about  "Hairflip Boyfriend's" backstory. Is there a mole at SD-6? Yeah, there's actually two, sweetie so go get them checked.

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Cracked. Access Granted. No restrictions. Breaking news about our chastity belts aside, Maureen and Gina are back for season 1 episode 5, "Doppleganger". Sydney and Jack…break-up?? Maureen’s agenda over a certain B*ad continues to fuel her…and Gina spends most of the episode sighing at Maureen and talking about Nazis. Then, the episode ends with a bang in the Black Forest. Did you know it's not JUST a type of cake? 

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Episode 4 is, how  you say, a horny rollercoaster. We have more stanning of Jen G’s incredible acting choices, Sarah McLachlan BD (before dogs), and we meet a new member of the Room 47 family. Maureen learns shocking information about Gina. Will Room 47 ever be the same again? auf Weidersein!!! 

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How much does plutonium weigh? You call THAT a kiss? Can Gina, whose job is to lay out the plot, stay on track AT all? Does it even really matter if she does, if Maureen can't remember what any of the characters’ names are?? We have a lot of questions, but there's definitely NO question about our hilarious special guest, Assad, who joins us this week to investigate season 1, episode 3, “Parody.” We discuss childhood collectors items, worship at a new Alias altar, and try to figure out what is "basketball" anyway. Tequila with ice cream......not for me, luv. xx

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Episode 2! We can't believe it, and thank you it is an honor just to be nominated. This is our sweatiest and giggliest episode yet. We take a deep dive into episode 2, "So It Begins," where we take a scholarly look at-no, hahaha just kidding, but imagine? We talk about Sydney's powerhouse moments of the episode, our favorite one-liners, and visualize a train full of singing Russian mice (????). No need to concern yourself with the number of times Gina threatens Maureen's life by the end of the pod, it's her love language.

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SHE'S HERE! It's the inaugural episode! Maureen and Gina introduce you to the show Alias through one of the most iconic pilot episodes of all time. We do a deep dive into the red wig, JG's perfect silent scream-acting, and the genius of melodramatic tv. Listen to us stumble through our recap, make each other laugh so hard we cry, and sing? For some reason? It's documents, it's pens, it's Alias baby, and You're In. 

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It's documents, it's pens, it's an Alias Podcast baby!