Roommate Lovers

Roommate Lovers

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Roommate Lovers episodes

  • The Skydancing Goblin (And The Hunt For The Icicle Princess)

    “Hahahahahaha.” –  You, in the future after listening to this funny comedy advice podcast. 

    Questions include: 

    • Is it healthy to sleep naked? 
    • Can you follow up with someone you sent a gift to?
    • Why does my son-in-law pee outside? 


    LINKS:

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon. 

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    35 min
  • Larp Skywalker

    A surprise Jedi stops by the show.

    Questions include: 

    • Why does my partner keep acting like a Clone Trooper? 
    • How do I get out of watching Clone Wars? 
    • What's Han Solo's favorite cookie?


    LINKS:

    Check out BOY MEETS ROBOT's music. Including It's Not Easy Being Kylo Ren.

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon. 

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    31 min
  • Splurt!

    Uh oh! No one call the cops, this episode is so good it's illegal. Also, the Roommate Lovers are joined by their friend, Ryan. 

    Questions include:  

    • Why should I get a vasectomy? 
    • Is my girlfriend better than me?
    • How do I cover for a lie? 


    LINKS:

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon. 

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    33 min
  • My Dad Lied

    If this episode were a planet it would be Uranus cuz that’s the funniest one. 

    Stuff includes: 

    • Is my roommate using my toothbrush?
    • Why did my dad lie to me?
    • and the Roommate Lovers read a British dating article from the 90s. 


    LINKS:

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon. 

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    39 min
  • Nicolas Cage Cast

    Hide your declarations of independence, Nic Cage pops up a couple times in this ep -- but don't worry, our heroes can handle this face off. 

    Questions include: 

    • How to handle your best friend loving you?
    • How to handle a jealous partner?
    • Why is my bed spooky?


    LINKS:

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon. 

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    34 min
  • Sonic vs. Taylor Swift

    One's blue and the other can sing, but one thing's for sure -- they're both swift.  

    Questions include: 

    • Joking about a threesome?
    • Does my teacher think I'm like super rich?
    • Did that boy give that girl an Oreo or not?


    LINKS:

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon. 

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    31 min
  • Attachment Styles

    A hug from an old friend. Your mother’s spaghetti bolognese. Winning $10,000 in the lottery. These are all things that fucking suck compared to this episode of Roommate Lovers. 

    Questions include: 

    • What should I say when meeting my partner’s parents?
    • What is my attachment style? 
    •  How long before someone’s leftovers become fair game? 


    LINKS:

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon.

    Take the NPR Attachment Style quiz!

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    36 min
  • Son Of A Barber

    Never. That’s the answer to the question, “Has there ever been a relationship advice podcast episode more entertaining and informative than this one?” 

    Questions include: 

    • Why do I have to cook and clean? 
    • What do I say when I approach a girl? 
    • Has anyone seen Popeye??


    LINKS:

    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon.

    Need groceries? Sign up for Instacart using this link to help support the show and get FOOD. Free shipping over $10!

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    34 min
  • Rules To Surviving A Horror Movie

    The podcast is coming from INSIDE YOUR EARS?!

    Adam Peacock, host of MY NEIGHBORS ARE DEAD, is our phone-a-friend this week and answers a question (24:40).

    Other questions include:  

    • What to do if you can't fall asleep after sex?
    • Insta poll on partner's weirdest quirks? 
    • Should I move out of my boyfriend's apartment because of spiders HALP?


    LINKS:


    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Check out MY NEIGHBORS ARE DEAD hosted by Adam Peacock wherever you podcast.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon.

    Wanna start a podcast? Check out Buzzsprout using this link and get a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for 2 months!

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    36 min
  • Dating Apps Explained

    FINALLY. The Roommate Lovers are joined by dating-app-and-Disney-Channel-Original-Movie expert Jake Farrington of Give Me That D, who breaks it allll down. 

    Other questions include:  


    • What do I do about my stinky husband?
    • What do I do about a boyfriend who keeps eating my chocolate? 
    • Does wood grow on trees?


    LINKS:


    Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.

    Check out Jake's podcast Give Me That D for all your Disney Channel needs.

    Kyle - Tik Tok
    Maggie - Tik Tok

    Find bonus episodes and more on our Patreon.

    Wanna start a podcast? Check out Buzzsprout using this link and get a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for 2 months!

    *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. 

    Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna. 

    37 min

About Roommate Lovers

From the publisher's feed

A comedy duo and a contractually-obligated real-life couple (the paperwork is absolutely nauseating) answer listener-submitted questions with the help of a guest.