Roommate Lovers

The Roommate Lovers have skated down Mount Cool and stuck a REALLY cool landing this week, folks. Topics include -- waking up in the middle of the night, what makes a "farmer" a farmer, and a surprise visit from an ice cream truck. 

(Also. If anyone can tell us whether LA has a bunch of cockroaches or a bunch of water bugs, that'd be cool. Thx bye.)

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Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube. 

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

The Roommate Lovers have made another banger of an ep, folks, and you can take that to the bank.

Questions include: Why does my partner always fall asleep during movies? Is it rude to be late to a party? WHY IS MY PARTNER LAUGHING?

We also touch back on love languages (previously discussed in "Moony & Prongs" episode) and what we have learned since then.

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Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Find the Patreon here!

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

The hosts have friggin’ done it again, so take that haters. This week, they answer your delicious, decadent relationship questions and they look good doing it. Not that you can see. This is a podcast. 

Questions include: What do I do about my bad kissing breath? How do I live with an ex after we break up? What is the plural of “Lego”?

Check out the sketch Maggie & Kyle mention -- Yummy In My Tummy.

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Find the Patreon here!

Wanna start a podcast? Check out Buzzsprout using this link and get a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for 2 months!

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

Hey, Listen! 

Maggie & Kyle discuss the STATE OF THE ROOM so far as well as the regular listener-submitted questions (What would Saria say if we told her we were going to save the room?).

Topics include: Zelda drama, wedding drama, and underwear with holes drama. 

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Vote for Maggie and Kyle in Battle Of The Sketches! --

• It's free!
• Vote  for"Romantic Rain Scene" (in the Funniest Rom-Com Category)
• And check out the other sketches MIUM has in the festival like "Love Your Oven" (in Music Video Category) and "Fortnite" (in Funniest Commercial Category).
• NOTE: You do have to sign-in; in order to vote, you have to WATCH the individual sketch and then AFTER watching, click the menu (at the top) and select "Audience Choice Voting".

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Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube. 

Find the Patreon here!

Need groceries? Sign up for Instacart using this link to help support the show and get FOOD. Free shipping over $35.

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

The hosts really do it this time folks, and by “it” I mean answer your questions about relationships. 

Fact check: The story Kyle brings up about the tardigrades is, like, two years old.

Questions include: Can you date a person who is interviewing you for a new job? Should you move in with someone with a bird? How do I handle a picky travel partner?

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Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here.

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Vote for Maggie and Kyle in Battle Of The Sketches! --

• It's free!
• Vote  for"Romantic Rain Scene" (in the Funniest Rom-Com Category)
• And check out the other sketches MIUM has in the festival like "Love Your Oven" (in Music Video Category) and "Fortnite" (in Funniest Commercial Category).
• NOTE: You do have to sign-in; in order to vote, you have to WATCH the individual sketch and then AFTER watching, click the menu (at the top) and select "Audience Choice Voting".

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Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube. 

Find the Patreon here!

Wanna start a podcast? Check out Buzzsprout using this link and get a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for 2 months!

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Music in the middle by Boy Meets Robot.

Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

The Roommate Lovers are more helpful than ever in this “award”-winning episode where they answer listener-submitted questions.  Also in this episode, our hosts are proud to introduce the ground-breaking KEYHOLDER segment where they must read whatever question is posed to them, courtesy of their Patreon supporters.

Questions include: Is he cheating on me? Should we get a dog? Will my partner ever stop doing bits?

Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here.

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Find the Patreon here!

Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube. 

Wanna start a podcast? Check out Buzzsprout using this link and get a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for 2 months!

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

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Alias: Respected

I used to go to the bar with my RL about once a week prior to the shutdown. We would always meet up with their friends and I was considered "One of the guys" but when I suggest we invite some of my friends, they're hesitant to "disrupt the dynamic we've built" is this a fair point, or are they just not wanting to hang with my friends?

 Alias: Annoyed

In: NOT A THEATER

I am going steady with an improviser. They are CONSTANTLY doing what they call "Bits". I used to find them charming but now they are downright annoying. I used to hate when they would go out to shows until 2 AM but since the pandemic, I feel like I'm getting the brunt of all the "bits". How do I tell them to stop?

 Alias: grossed out

In: a dog shelter

MY RL has a heart of gold and wants to adopt every single animal but we went to the dog shelter today to see if we could sign up to volunteer and she fell in love with this 13 YO Mut who has an infected eye, crusty nose and wears a diaper. She wants to adopt it and I firmly put my foot down. The pup deserves love, but we are not equipped for this.

 Alias: Cornered

In: the laundromat

My RL and I divvy up the chores and I do laundry for us every week. I recently came back from the laundromat and my RL discovered a pair of women's underwear in the bundle that does NOT belong to her. She accused me of cheating but I tried to explain that it was probably just leftover from the dryer. How do I prove to her this was a mistake?

Maggie and Kyle aka “The Roommate Lovers” aka “The Hosts” aka “The Bad Batch” answer listener questions and single handedly help the world of love and romance make a little more sense (except for one listener, who foolishly took their advice).

Questions include: What do you do if you’re not into the same role playing? How can I get my partner to share food with me? What if your partner hates the gift you got them?

Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here.

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Find the Patreon here!

Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube. 

Wanna start a podcast? Check out Buzzsprout using this link and get a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for 2 months!

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

WE HAVE SOME NEWS. 

Topics include: Engagement. Being engaged. One day getting married. Betrothal. Being a fiance. Being a fiancee. Planning a wedding. Getting proposed to. And getting kicked in the shins. 

Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here.

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Find the Patreon here!

Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube. 

Wanna start a podcast? Check out Buzzsprout using this link and get a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for 2 months!

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

This is the one where Maggie learns that expeditionism is having sex in public.  Also she and Kyle answer some great listener-submitted questions about dating and living together. Who woulda thunk? 

Topics include: Sharing nachos, whipped cream bikinis, and the little green monster (Greedo).

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Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here.

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Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube.  

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

Maggie and Kyle change it up! They play the game "No Wrong Answers" -- a card game with the least pressing, but most interesting questions to get people talking (and, in this case, to ultimately just get Maggie and Kyle to  talk more Lord of the Rings).

Topics include: Stephen Fry, time travel, and Kyle-a-saurus.

Check out the game "No Wrong Answers" yourself at NoWrongAnswersGame.com and use the code ROOMMATELOVERS at check-out on the site to get 10% off!

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Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. For videos of Kyle & Maggie, check out Make It Up Media on YouTube.  Follow No Wrong Answers at NoWrongAnswersGame on Instagram.

No Wrong Answers was created by Paula Skaggs and Josh Linden, with designing by Taher Motiwalla.

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik

Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna