Sometimes you just have to give an ultimatum without knowing what an ultimatum means. The Bachelor and Sister Wives go through an awkward FS week as they navigate through the same living space, and go through some more Bachelor Nation firsts. It gets weird, people. As we get closer to the end of the season, let us be thankful that there are only two more Mondays of this cacophony remaining. Thanks for stopping by!

4 women, 3 hometowns, 2 many chances, and 1 bachelor 🤡. These producers are messier than a chili cheese dog with no bun...who hurt them? We see some Bachelor season firsts on the show, an ex-girlfriend is blurred for no reason...we have "the internet", but it got us and everyone else to discuss the drama this week. Freshly re-injected back into the show like fillers. This is the most dramatic season ever so far, especially since it's full of Bachelorette and BIP Auditions...oop! Thank you for joining us this week! 

Kelley, regardless of what happened in the episode, is the all-time G for how she handles herself. Give her a round of applause, and yourself one as well for being this far into the season without going crazy. Husband and I are still boggled as to how Peter has kept a few of these birds, and we can't wait to see who Barbara is WAILING about near the end of the episode. The Oscars are over, Barb. Bong-Joon already got all the awards. We get some one on ones, call ABC out on their contrite-ness, and rant about our favorite franchise as usual. Love ya guys, thanks for hanging out with us week to week. 

As mentioned, we were going to try and bring you lovely people one episode, but there was just too much to cover. This episode is sponsored by Kleenex and Telenovelas, especially since crying gets you kept on this show . Kelley was the MVP of this week in our eyes. Now that some of the more...dramatic...contestants are gone, we look forward to getting to know the more viable ones. 

Cheers to next week's single episode (eye-roll to ABC) 

This week was a doozy of dramaaaaa. Listen to the husband and wife try to piece this together without going insane. Thanks ABC for taking everyone's weeknights hostage. 

A lot can happen when an estranged contestant receives access to the internet. And assumes everyone in the house "already knew." There's some shaaaady business this week coming from some of the girls and Peter himself. ABC, is this your King? LOL

We truly have never seen the house gang up on the lead in this fashion, this early. My goodness. 

Anyway, thanks for stopping by for another week of the same ass drama...we're collectively looking forward to the Costa Rica debacles next week.