Even in his absence, the show finds a way to make everything about Luke P[upils]. Bachelor and BIP Auditions will never be the same. As always, thanks for tuning in!

This episode was one big black bar of disappointment. The guys, for the most part, have not taken Hannah’s repeated advice to stay in their lanes. Also, a sneaky Good Morning America clip...we wonder who will be on [update: it was underwhelming at best]. Thanks for stopping by!!

So I am no longer a bachelorette, which would explain my brief absence. I do apologize for this! I am back, and this time with my lovely husband to unpack all of the bs these boys are tossing about. The boys argue. Hannah could not care less. We’re Here to make everything digestible for you.