This episode is a long one because we've got thoughts about it, especially the Tayshia and Ivan talk that will undoubtedly go down in Bachelor Nation history.

Since the producers of The Bachelorette can't seem to figure out how to fit a group data, a one-on-one, another group date, and a rose ceremony into a single episode, we pick up on the second group date of Tayshia's first full week with these men.

It's all finally happening -- Tayshia's the Bachelorette, Biden's going to be president. For this brief moment, everything feels little bit more ok in the world...

Look, I just don't know how to describe this episode besides complete and utter lunacy. It's just one wild moment or statement after the next.

From Yosef accidentally sending an explicit snap to the wrong person to our theories on how the Clare/Dale relationship got where it, we cover it all!

Look, we don't normally have butt-related titles, but when it's appropriate... In this episode, we get into #promgate, Clare's ability to ruin an evening, Jason's therapy session, consent in nudity, and our surprising new opinion of Bennett. Well, and of course, the etymology of butthole.

The long-awaiting Bachelorette premiere is finally here! Clare's got 31 men who seemingly all have real jobs and are willing to spend 2 weeks in solitary confinement in order to date her, which means they have dedication and patience. Listen as we recap the limo entrances and first night conversations, and as Kelly get real worked up about that butt in a box...

It's FINALLY almost time for this quarantined season of The Bachelorette! We've got a sneak peek of the men to expect on Clare's season (and Tayshia? right??), starting Tuesday, October 13!

We did it! We made it through Jason Mesnick's season AND BEYOND. Take an adventure with us through the absolutely zonkatronic wedding episode where we visit the most romantic place on Earth (hint: it's in Las Vegas) and Bachelor producers refuse to acknowledge weather exists! Plus we get updates on Stephanie, Jillian, Melissa, Jason and Molly. Buckle in!

Melissa definitely knew that this was going to happen, but did Molly? We may never know.