Roses and Thorns

It's the finale! Jason finally chooses the wrong person to propose to.

It's the most (wrong: least) dramatic Women Tell All, ever!

It's Fantasy Suites week, y'all! And Jason is ready with his 10 best pairs of embroidered jeans.

It's hometowns week already! And because it seems that we're in a time before this show was so heavily produced, it actually goes pretty smoothly! It's the least dramatic hometowns ever.

Buckle your seat-belts and get out your cameras because we're about to take you on a tour of Seattle. On your left, you'll see where Ryan got Legos from Santa. On the right, you'll see the ferris wheel floating away from the city...

Wake-up Bachelor Nation because there's a new Bachelorette in town, and her name is Tayshia Freakin' Adams. Clare didn't need 10 weeks to find love, so Tayshia's taking over and starting her own journey.

 

Oh, and we recap another week of Jason's season, too.

We're still time travelling back to Jason Mesnick's season. And seriously, please join us -- you don't need to watch Sean Lowe's recap AGAIN #BachelorGOAT. We'd love for you to listen. We enjoy being liked; we have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like our need to be praised.

Continuing our recap of Jason Mesnick's season, we find ourselves in a time of Bachelor nation before drink limits, so the drama should be *chef's kiss*

We're back and as hilarious as ever (we think so at least)! We couldn't wait for some real Bachelor content, so we've decided to recap Jason Mesnick's season, which you can find on Netflix if you want to watch along with us! Sure, we all know the ending, but we're still along for the ride.

Wow, it's been a long time! We recap what's been going on in Bachelor Nation for the past 2+ months, including season updates, relationships, Hannah's use of the n-word, Black Lives Matter, and babies! 

In this update, I tell what Hannah Brown has been doing to educate herself. Here are the works I reference: White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo, Why I'm No Longer Talking to White People About Race by Reni Eddo-Lodge, 16196 (a podcast from the New York Times, and videos by Jane Elliot, Brian Stevenson, and Ta-Nehisi Coates.