Tubes, Sam, and Jenn talk about how Luke performs in bed, the nature of Hannah's apology to the guys, new tea involving Jed, Tyler C, and Blake, as well as Paradise spoilers!

Jenn, Sam, and Scottish Tubes talk about not cursing and failing, why swearing is awesome, icky Luke and Luke S, SCOTLAND, why we love Mike, more of icky Luke, and just for good measure, more of icky Luke.

Tubes gushes about Jaylen (Baelen) Brown, "Nah, Deep Dish", Jenn talks about controlling relationships, what to do in Boston and Newport, Jed's stripper career, Kevin's Civil War service, and how best to handle problematic people in group situations and why the term "psychopath" isn't helpful in the Bachelorette context.

Thank you for bearing with us as this podcast is late - we had technical issues that Tubes hopefully fixed. Join us as we find new ways to utilize ABC, we talk about John Paul Jones, the new Anastasia Beverly Hills palette, why we love Mike, and what it means to date a controlling person.

In this episode, J joins us to discuss the premiere episode, how to properly say 9500, the merits of cropping the top of your head out of photos, who the hottest Bachelor is, and more importantly, whether or not Luke P killed someone in Puerto Rico

The gang breaks down the Bachelorette special, featuring Brad Womack impressions, inability to speak due to various reasons, and much more!

The Roses Tell All gang answers some of your most burning questions ripped straight from the instagram! These include but are not limited to: what beer you would love to see in Bachelor Mansion, favorite villain exit, FMK, and many more!

Our fellow mod Birdie (aka Peenpolice) joins us to dish tea on all the new contestants announced after the finale! Stick around to hear all the tea you wanted plus all the hot takes you didn't!

RK and QO take some time from their Hawaii vacation to break down the Bachelor finale! So much to talk about, so much alcohol that was drank, and so little time to discuss it in.