We recorded this episode on a Tuesday, and then Wednesday OF announced they were taking back their ban on the only thing that’s American anymore: video game streamers who can’t even game. The Venn diagram of people who listen to this podcast and also subscribe to an OF account are welcome. Also, we talk about depriving ourselves of senses, street cats, and other stuff

So there’s this person named Chris Chan (no relation to Jackie Chan) and well… you’re going to want to miss this. No, that wasn’t a typo.

The bros brag about cutting trees, and sucking deez… nuts. Wait, no. Also Todd may have caused somebody’s downfall, and Mike entertains the idea that Joe Biden may be a clone.

The bros talk about the fallout (boy) from the newest allegations that are to be the worst thing for the video game industry since the last worst thing about the video game industry. Also, en(gage/slavement) pictures, M. Night however you spell it, rats performing Shakespeare, and all sorts of other cool stuff.

In this week’s episode we talk about Mike’s gayming marathon, Jeff Bezos tragically succeeding in his trip, more One Tree Hill, and all sorts of things that the good lord approves of. Also, Todd does some (bad) impressions.

Yeah so I (Todd) messed up the audio from last week’s recording, so we’re here this week to talk about weed in the Olympics, Bill Cosby and Drake Bell having something in common, and why Die Hard is in fact a Christmas movie.

Testes testes, 1 - 2.

We are Midwestern Announce Table (even though Todd screws it up when we introduce ourselves), and in the inaugural episode of this podcast about wrestling we practically talk about everything else but wrestling. We promise to do better, dad.