Gobble Gobble, y'all and welcome to this special episode of the Rotisserie TURKEY Podcast. This week a couple of whorestorians breakdown the true meaning of Thanksgiving turns out its genocide... soooo make yourself a plate and sit down because the truth isn't something your going to want a second helping of.

RCP is on the move with the newest episode broadcasting from the spook capital of America Salem, Massachusetts. We peer into the deep recesses of the Universe at what has been, what is, and what will be with a deep dive into TAROT CARDS!!! Also, something truly spooky is revealed on the pod COMMITMENT ahhhhhh!!!

Remember kids there are no dumb questions… except for the ones I find on the internet. Join us as we squeeze Anna’s mind grapes for answers on this relaxed fit episode by asking her some of the most ridiculous questions only reddit could conjure so pull up a chair light yourself that SKENTED candle you got at the SALAVATION ARMY and get ready for Anna to meep meep her own beep beep on the newest episode of the Rotisserie Chicken Podcast.

Strap in or strap on, Anna teaches us about what gets some folks off on the newest episode, we discuss weird FETISHES. We discuss the different types, where they come from, and why scientist gotta get so dirty to find out. LEAVE THEM MICE ALONE!!!

It's a HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, y'all. Professor Sigmund Jabril Montgomery joins Anna to discuss the origins of Halloween, Jacob shares his encounter with the Alabama White Thang, and turns out Australia is the only haunted house you need a passport for.

Intro- "Night of the Living Dead" film 1968;

Outro- Johann Sebastian Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor performed by Hannes Kästner

In this episode, Anna gets down to business—well, her version of it. We cover why eating turtles is a terrible life choice, why teleporting beats reading minds (no spoilers needed), and how scary movies are basically surprise gifts from the universe.

Come and dissociate with Anna "Grind" Leckie Jr and Jacob "Hustle" Worthington Esquire PhD while they work through war trauma, breakdown the background lore of Lt. Dan, his battle with hurricane Milton and so much more.

This is a real one, ladies and gentlehams. Jacob and Anna struggle through discussing the Wise-Mind, antipsychotic wiener pills, and old habits all the while nearly coming to blows. We really had to stretch our editing muscles to avoid upsetting our little chickadees. Mommy and daddy are fighting but don't worry its not your fault.

In this episode, Jacob and Anna solve Major Depressive Disorder, threaten all Rotisserie Chicken non-believers, and reveal their true identities to the world.

Outro- "Matty Groves" performed by Fairport Convention

Moo Deng's shocking escape. As well as Diddy's arrest and proclivity for baby oil. We chat about everything from Anna not being allowed absolute power, and what it means to be weird with unlimited resources.