Rotoimbeciles

On the next edition of rotoimbeciles we'll talk about the nice season for Miles Mikolas, Owen Miller is now gone, why do we all hate Jon Gray, and a downturn for Josh Hader.

On the next edition of rotoimbeciles we'll talk about the all star selections, the progress of Akil Baddoo, the overdue retirement of Aaron Barrett, and the immortal Rob Refsnyder.

This week we'll talk about Bobby Bonilla Day, the irascible Rob Refsnyder, the mercurial Cristian Pache, Jose Siri, and the remarkable Vinnie Pasquantino.

My notes (as of now) for this evening include the coming of Mark Appel, the leaving of Jonathan Villar, Jerad Eickhoff sucks, the June prosperity of Charlie Morton, and the great Jack Suwinski.

An abbreviated program tonight to talk about the latest news

An abbreviated program tonight to talk about the latest news

Has the Martin Perez we've all known and loved returned, Sandy (Alcantara) has been dandy, the fall of Joey Bart, and a gift to Yordan Alvarez.

Has the Martin Perez we've all known and loved returned, Sandy (Alcantara) has been dandy, the fall of Joey Bart, and a gift to Yordan Alvarez. This evening on rotoimbeciles, a family show.

This evening we'll take our weekly look at Nestor Cortes, George Costanza gets a start, the retirement of J.A. Happ, and the extraordinary Martin Perez.

Some of the topics covered will include the Yankees signing of Matt Carpenter, the big loss of Freddy Peralta, Paul DeJong hits the skids, and the greatness of Cristian Javier.