Rotoimbeciles

Tonight we'll talk about the sad tale of Lewis Brinson, the terrible contract by the O's for Alex Cobb, players who lasted on the HOF ballot for the full 15 years without getting in, D.B. Cooper and Cooper Kupp, Frank Schwindel, Cole Hamels, the great Nick Ahmed, Freddy Galvis, one-time prospect Brandon Wood, and the mercurial Yusmiero Petit.

Tonight we'll be talking about Nick Ahmed, Keon Broxton, the great Otis Nixon, some opt outs, releases, and free agents including Mike Moustakas, Yasmani Grandal, and Starlin Castro, the musician Mason Williams, the retirement of Mike Olt, whatever happened to Jacoby Ellsbury, a real waste of money on Chris Davis, and (hopefully) much more.

This evening we'll talk about the emergence of Jose Urquidy, the #8 overall NFL pick T.J. Hockenson, some World Series tidbits, the great Ted Simmons, the not-so-great Chase Edmonds, why are we talking about Jake Elmore and Jake Marisnick, the worst regular position player ever, the retirement of Mike Olt, David Ross becomes the Cubs' manager, whatever happened to Jacoby Ellsbury, Tacko Fall is very tall, Evan Gattis, former GB QB Matt Flynn, and my guy Chris Devenski.