Rotoimbeciles

On the next installment of rotoimbeciles we'll be talking about the free agent legitimacy of Cesar Hernandez, the failing legacy of Robinson Cano, some bad lifetime WAR's, who the "F" is Kalen Ballage, is Dwight Evans a HOFer, the great Jon Singleton, is Zac Gallen a top 20 pitcher, and White Sox pitcher Garrett Crochet.

In the latest installment of rotoimbeciles we'll cover some free agents and where they're heading, the great Dalvin Cook and all he's meant to me this fantasy football season, who the hell is Eric Jokisch, and Eddie Rosario oddity, 2020 draft pick Garrett Crochet, Zac Gallen and can he get better, and a man that took the money and ran (not Steve Miller) in Jon Singleton.

We'll be talking about the reincarnation of Justin Smoak, the Dalvin Cook signing, the great Shane Bieber, the Eric Hosmer injury, the rejuvenation of Corbin Burnes, and the sudden humanity for Zac Gallen.

On Sunday evening we'll be talking about Steven Souza, the Bucs signing of Leonard Fournette, say goodbye to Justin Smoak, some FAAB bids in my leagues, and the great Clayton Kershaw.

Tonight we'll visit the Dallas Keuchel press conference, the great signings of Asdrubal Cabrera and Craig Stammen, Tyson Ross returns west, Jason Castro, the Luis Robert extension, and the mercurial Edwin Jackson.

Tonight we'll talk about some of the recent signings, Chris Tillman, Tyler Saladino, Shogo Akiyama, and some failed #1 overall draft picks.

This evening we'll be covering the latest (and greatest) baseball moves, who was Al Spangler, the great Curtis Granderson, some off-beat free agents, Zack Cozart, Wade Miley, Matt Kemp, and the league change for Gio Gonzalez.

This evening we'll talk about the Corey Kluber trade, the Bumgarner signing, the terrible Sept of Wade Miley and his off-season of discontent, Matt Szczur, the possible return of Bartolo Colon, the great Rick Porcello, my disgust over the Martin Perez contract, Sandy Alcantara, the greatest athlete of all time Lamar Jackson, the Nomar Mazara trade, and (hopefully) much more.

This evening we'll talk about Cam Newton, Dellin Betances, the non-tenders of Cesar Hernandez, Kevin Pillar, Maikel Franco, and Kevin Gausman, the great Donovan Solano, who's this Josh Lindblom fellow, the signing of Zack Wheeler, the trade of Tommy Pham, Howie Kendrick, Eric Hosmer, and much more.

This evening we'll talk about the Fresh Prince of Belair Will Smith, Carlos Beltran, the retirement of Khristopher Negron, Daniel Hudson, the terrible contract the O's bestowed on Alex Cobb, the great Darren O'Day, the venerable Adam Wainwright, the misunderstood Frank Schwindel, Cole Hamels, the mystery of Brandon Wood, and the free agency of Travis D'Arnaud.