The only thing more ubiquitous in horror during the 2000s than torture porn was the onslaught of remakes audiences were inundated with throughout the aughts. Some would argue that, along with "Saw," the Michael Bay school of low budget, gritty, ultraviolent and "realistic" remakes set the tone for horror for at least a decade. Today, we'll be looking back at two nu-metal reboots of two very different horror classics. First up, it's the 2003 reimagining of the 1974 seminal horror classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," starring Jessica Biel in low cut jeans and an increasingly wet tank top, R. Lee Ermey as a necrophiliac sheriff, and Sir Eric Balfour as "Kemper." After that, we'll be jumping to 2005 for the incestuous horrors of "House of Wax" featuring Elisha Cuthbert, Chad Michael Murray and the eagerly awaited big screen debut of Paris Hilton.
We're joined by podcast regular, critic and writer Nick Laskin, to discuss the tonally divergent tales of beautiful 20-somethings finding themselves in the clutches of towns seemingly populated only by cannibalistic rednecks. Is "The Texas Chainsaw" remake yet another reflection of post-9/11 America and its bloodthirsty audiences? Should Jessica Biel ever be in a movie set before 1985? Is Paris Hilton really that bad in her big screen debut? Why do the twins in "House of Wax" all wanna fuck each other so bad? Would it be appropriate to get fingered during either one of these movies? Find out right here on your favorite podcast...
"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is streaming on Peacock and "House of Wax" is streaming on HBOMax.