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  • In the VIP and Sitting on Grandad’s Knee

    It’s a New Year’s Eve special as we look back on an overstuffed turkey of Christmas football, wonder what on earth is happening with Leicester; ask are Arsenal actually any good and contemplate whether Conte can take Tottenham into the Top 4? There’s also a traditional Hannah vs Manchester United rant, while Mike is feeling festive, as he offers up some kind words for Spurs. PLUS, there’s fish metaphors, we find out what the Easts got up to in an Ibiza VIP area and how to ruin a lovely day out with your grandkids.

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    58 min
  • Please Stop Klopp, Clingfilm and Licking Moles

    This week we talk about a couple of ding-dong games in North London, as Spurs entertain Liverpool and West Ham in the space of a few days. We ask, again, what on earth is wrong with Leeds and we wonder if Jurgen Klopp needs to ask Santa for a new attitude this Christmas. Plus, we talk embarrassing body parts, find out what Joe used to ask girls to lick in clubs and Hannah has some more homespun advice, this time involving a fresh sheet of clingfilm and some oil… We also have a massive shout for Izzy Brown and a brave Preston fan who remind us how far kindness can go and show us, #ItsOkToTalk ... Merry Christmas and enjoy!

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Ho, Ho, Ho Z!

    It’s our 30th episode and we’re celebrating the festive season in style! We ask what’s wrong with Leeds? Is Steven Gerrard secretly the greatest manager in the history of football and look back on a Champions League draw that was so good, they did it twice! Plus, there are presents (well for Hannah and Mike anyway), Hannah nearly chokes on a festive treat and Joe has a shocking confession to get you all in the mood for Christmas. Oh and we have a very exciting announcement. Enjoy!

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    59 min
  • Best Bits 4: Dec 2021 - Mike's Special Finger

    Before next week's Christmas extravaganza we thought we'd drop a our final Best Bits of the year as a massive thank you for all your support! So prepare yourself for moving nipples, Ole's bank account, upsetting Wayne Rooney, sexy jingles and stolen biscuits. Enjoy!

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    18 min
  • VIDEO: Spurs Overhaul, a Harrowing Night in Hamburg and Hannah's One Minute of Glory

    With Mike away at Beardfest 2021, Joe and Hannah are left to their own devices and weirdly, there is actually some football chat. Joe gives his uneducated opinion on what Spurs need to do to keep Antonio Conte happy in the January Transfer Window, while Hannah sticks up for Michael Carrick and Manchester United. There's also some Messi, Lewandowski and Ballon D'Or chat, as Joe and Hannah describe times they've been stitched up, plus there's more of Hannah wanging on about when she was on 'the TV show Gladiators', while Joe relives some serious trauma from a trip to Germany.


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    48 min
  • Spurs Overhaul, a Harrowing Night in Hamburg and Hannah's One Minute of Glory
    With Mike away at Beardfest 2021, Joe and Hannah are left to their own devices and weirdly, there is actually some football chat. Joe gives his uneducated opinion on what Spurs need to do to keep Antonio Conte happy in the January Transfer Window, while Hannah sticks up for Michael Carrick and Manchester United. There's also some Messi, Lewandowski and Ballon D'Or chat, as Joe and Hannah describe times they've been stitched up, plus there's more of Hannah wanging on about when she was on 'the TV show Gladiators', while Joe relives some serious trauma from a trip to Germany.
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    50 min
  • Ole Out and Mike's Plastic Surgery
    Things start fairly normally, as we look at Ole's legacy at Manchester United, Arsenal's Anfield annihilation and Antonio Conte's first Premier League win as Spurs boss. Mike also waxes lyrical about Reece James as we question how you can fit the Chelsea right back and Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold into Gareth Southgate's England team. However, the second half of the pod is not for the faint-hearted as Hannah goes into graphic detail about, well, everything and Mike has an innovative use for his little finger...
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    55 min
  • Managerial Mayhem and Slandering Wayne Rooney
    The Premier League is back from the international break with a Mardi Gras of managerial mayhem, as we discuss the comings and goings at Villa, Norwich and Newcastle. Meanwhile Mike isn't sure about Arsenal's apparent progress, Hannah's back to her favourite seat right on top of the old fence and Joe may have to worry about potential legal proceedings from Wayne Rooney. Enjoy!
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    32 min
  • Best Bits 3: Nov 2021 - Toe Z
    It's international break so we're having an entirely undeserved holiday but to satiate your need for silliness, we have some of our favourite bits from @RowZPod from the last month. Including @JoeForresterTV and @Hannah.East.Official proving they're reactionary idiots who will attack a manager one week and praise them the next; @Mike__Mario shedding a little tear over his hero; plus there's some questionable contraceptive advice, we discover Hannah's family are just as weird as her and of course, plenty of toe action. Enjoy!
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    18 min
  • The Row Z Method is 80% Effective
    Joe changes his tune again as Conte arrives at Spurs, while Hannah does her best impression of a beleaguered MP and Mike gets wistful over Jeff Stelling. Plus we wince over Dusan Tadic's unfortunate meeting with the woodwork, we discover that Hannah's kids are just as weird as her and of course... there's more feet action!
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    42 min

About Row Z

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A sports podcast by idiots, for idiots. Just anything funny, interesting or powerful from the world of sport.