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In this episode

• 0:59 — Getting in circa 2026: waivers, disqualifiers, and which branches are actually struggling
• 17:31 — The VA paper trail: go to sick call, document it now, thank yourself later
• 20:48 — What a warrant officer actually is, and the CWO5 he found hiding in a hangar
• 24:25 — Hera the scorpion, and pricing a small business by neighbourhood
• 36:19 — The Rottweiler booked for euthanasia, and what the staff were doing wrong

Grab the Codex Politica for open-source intelligence resources, and The Chamber Pot — Founding Fathers slander, gossip, rumor and scandal — now out in paperback. Everything lives at royalhouseofgoose.com, alongside the Privy Council, updated weekly.

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Bill (Episode 1) and Blackjack (Episode 7) come together in our first roundtable to discuss financial literacy in America: when a Banker & A Lawyer come together to strengthen the American people with honest conversations- you found the right place!

None of this is legal advice. None of it is financial advice. None of it is tax advice, investment advice, or any other species of advice you could carry into a professional's office and expect them to nod along with.

What it is: a conversation between friends about the tax systems they personally live inside of, conducted with enthusiasm and opinions.

So: do not act on anything you hear here. Do not decline to act on anything you hear here. Go and speak to a qualified professional who knows your actual circumstances, has malpractice insurance, and can be held responsible for what they tell you — three things that describe no one on this recording.

Any examples, figures, or scenarios discussed are illustrative. Views expressed are the speakers' own and belong to no employer, client, or institution unfoolish enough to claim them.

The founders started a war over taxation. We're just talking about it. Manage your expectations accordingly, and hire an accountant, you beautiful bastards.

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A discussion with Charlie aka Denzil aka Denny explains what is going with U.S. energy, why it cost so much and what you can do to save.

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A discussion on electret education and the consequences on elections.

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A curious discourse on pollution, policing, military, space and sea.

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A conversation on Military-History, History, and Gaming.

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A conversation with HippopotoMichael on life, military, storm-chasing, body-building, and Islamification in America. 

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On life, psychology and contracting.

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Understanding your civic duties to yourself, your community, your state and to governing the government.

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A masterwork in propaganda itself: the good, the bad and the ugly.

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