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Wherein we review the second half of The Duke and I and we also discuss: childhood roller skating injuries, old school contraceptive techniques and products, shooting people to defend your sister's honor, complications of marriage and drunkenness on consent, and un-scandalous scandal magazines.

Wherein we review the first half of The Duke and I and we also discuss: the efficacy of pretending to date someone to avoid having to date someone, good romance novels versus just porn, judging your child's IQ at 2 years old, having to be officially licensed to dance, regency era TMZ, and random guesses as to the true identity of Lady Whistledown.

Wherein we introduce our new book - The Duke and I by Julia Quinn and we also discuss: our preferred place in the peerage, naming you children via word puzzle, the other books that led Danielle to fall in love with this series, our familiarity with Shondaland, and our expectations for nudity in the Netflix show.

Wherein we indulge in our favorite holiday tradition: complaining about a romance novel turned in Hallmark movie - in this case, A Timeless Christmas by Alexis Stanton. We also discuss: romance novels we'd rather see, the viability of reheating fish at work, marriages of convenience, the pure love of delivery pizza, alternate endings to the movie and, of course, (not so) ancient coins.

Wherein Danielle joins us to discuss the movie version of The Exorcist and we also cover: cat Halloween costumes, other movies that scared Danielle, real-life dangers in scary movies, terrifying medical procedures, film projection techniques, and Danielle's family history with a specific copy of the Exorcist book.

Wherein we review the rest of the book version of The Exorcist - covering Parts 3 and 4 and we also discuss: animal sightings, everyday mind reading, ghost priests, demonic possessions as a remedy for crises of faith, what actually is a cossack, and Chris makes and than defends one of the most insane statements we can recall.

Wherein we review Part 2 of The Exorcist and we also discuss: the Rock's kissing preferences, Religious Slash-fiction, Hygienic implications of Black Mass, what language demons spoke before Latin, and the only event, thus far, that was so shocking we couldn't even say it on mic.

Wherein we review Part 1 of The Exorcist and we also discuss: Sesame Street and Jewish holidays, delicious cream soda, Demons who get a bad rap, Ouija boards as a gateway to demonic mischief, and the relative ease of moving to Panama.

Wherein we introduce our new book for the Halloween season - The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty and we also discuss: Rec League Soccer, other scary (or not so scary) movies, Dungeons and Dragons as a gateway to satanic ritual, and the Exorcist's cursed film set.

Wherein we conclude Season 5 with a review of the movie version of Casino Royale and we discuss how to use bar soap, films on airplanes, what is Tiktok, Austin Powers as an influence on James Bond, how expensive tuxedoes are, and potential new Bonds.