Rubberneckers

Dave’s remix was pretty good but will he ever do better than the classic Bob’s a cunt?
Bob’s intro took an important swipe at Andrew who really isn’t taking this shit seriously. What gives Andrew? What are you doing with your life?
Devan really brought the energy.
Andrew takes medication now? Interesting
It’s possible that John was the funniest this week. OMG
John plays a standard goat fucking bit and everyone tries to laugh along while dying inside.
Andrew offers some show suggestions but behind the scenes does nothing. Don’t show up last minute dude.
Ayanami blows out the cobwebs.
Collin is the main character for this episode because sunglasses and hat
John opens the garden shed with talk of Leaf Blower Revolution, a free game all about blowing leaves, cursed cheese, and Mexican Lives Matter. Help Dave ascend the tower and defeat evil Bob.
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Boomer Bob makes no sense with his word association humor maybe not sure. Something about fish?
Bob misses a Deez Nuts joke. Shame on you Bob.
The show goes to a grinding halt 6 minutes in.
John finally gets on board with shilling for our Content Kings Patreon $3 tier.
Bob tries to save the joke with some sexual humor about fingering.
John tries to go along with the bit but struggles to count to seven.
Devan points out that this segment is going nowhere.
Andrew amuses Dave greatly with the line of the episode but others don’t agree
Collin is too cool for the show.
John gets treated like an N-word again.
John gets all theatrical again. How can he be 100% straight?
Dave apologizes for not being anti-free speech.
John likes to think of himself as an N-word.
Andrew over-laughs at his own joke that Dave still doesn’t understand.
Bob brings up last week’s episode again. Why? Can’t we move on with this week’s episode?
Collin the cool guy, keeps pointing out that cool guys are too cool to listen to the show.
John loves herpes simplex humor
Andrew played Shrek in a play and no one picked up on it
Bob thinks there are squirrels in Australia. What a bigot.
Devan refuses to pander to the Patreon subscribers.
Andrew claims to be taking care of the Patreon subscribers but is probably getting confused which show he’s recording. Jesus Christ Andrew, it’s not that difficult. We are clearly difficult.
Even Dave considers bailing from Patreon if it means talking on the show about the minutiae of the nickels and dimes.
Dave insists that bits on bits are okay.
Collin the cool guy continues to brag about being the coolest leaf blower.
Bob brings up the fucking Chrischan rocks
The team tries to do a standard bit about who would play each instrument in a rock band, but ends up doing a bit on bit about not understanding the bit.
Bob continues to be so literal that maybe he isn’t doing a bit on a bit and had a few too many schnapples.
Dave launches Andrew into a Drax bit from Guardians of the Galaxy. John tries to join in.
Dave and Devan can sing like cats.
John and Bob continue their love affair that went on after the show for about 4 hours.
John tries his hand at visual bits to some success.
Devan can’t say Shazza like a true bogan, despite being from Michigan.
Andrew keeps trying to turn John into a 2013 lolcow meme.
Collin wants to learn to do dad jokes better than Boomer Bob.
Shazza gives birth to John wearing a Geno’s Steak House Tshirt.
John keeps playing the victim like the leftards he despises.
John says ‘first of all’ a lot, but there’s never a ‘second of all’.
Our new patron wants a refund.
Bob proposes the cane of John as a new mechanism to shut everyone else down.
Bob kills the vibe with fingerless glove talk.
Tristone tells everyone to shut the fuck up.
John and Bob discuss the pros and cons of their diets.
John and Bob discuss the pros and cons of their speech impediments.
Boomer Bob has no friends because he pushes them away as a defence mechanism.
Andrew had to butch up the conversation.
Devan is a pale-face Mexican.
Collin finally admits he doesn’t give a shit about the show. Great job cool guy. True HLT.
Andrew loves the package.
John has the best elevator stories. After the show, Bob told the greatest feet stories you’ll never get to hear because we didn’t record them. Big mistake.
There’s a sim game for everything now, including the simulation we’re currently living in.
Dave tries to talk and gets the knee of Derek. Americans never shut the fuck up.
Collin will work on a count-down screen. Bet he does nothing because he’s much too much of a cool guy.
Bob and John disagree about how much to shill the Discord and Patreon.
John loves having a bit on a bit on a bit on a bit done to him.
John deep calls back to the minivan. Good job John.
John loves to talk about his repressed homosexual memories.
Ayanami shows up to talk about Bukkake Boys and Leaf Blower Revolution. We’ll get back to the show note shortly. Have you tried blowing leaves yet? It’s quite therapeutic. Since Ayanami has started playing he hasn’t blown his brains out.
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Andrew throws out the biggest clunker of the show and John doesn’t help it out much with his topper. Then bob tries to save it. Fuck me. Then John tries.
Dave is happy he’s out and can’t be blamed for any of that.
Devan the sloppy Mexican keeps dropping things while helping with the show notes.
John can’t think of more than one example of anything.
Andrew should be punished for every Norm McDonald bit.
Bob and John miss Dave. Why are they floundering? They’re experienced podcasters.
Bob has been drinking.
Streamyard glitches.
Bob respects Dave which brings the show to a grinding halt. Jesus guys. Keep the show going!
Who the fuck still says moobs?
Dave comes back from his KoD but no one cares.
The show is a little boring and Devan falls asleep while trying to help with the show notes.
Andrew wears pink Batman shorts. How can that be real?
Why does John like putting things to the vote?
John is obsessed with pink gayness on pride month.
Dave took his KoD like a man.
John shills the Content Kings Patreon. Thank you John.
Fucking Chrischan rocks. Holy crap. Dave finds Chrischan entertaining but Chrischan rocks? Holy shit dude.
Collin fakes a pubic hair bit.
The whole team miss out on the perfect Chris rocks segue
Now we’re in a different show about conspiracies. Bob trolls Devan.
Where are the jokes? Everyone runs out of steam.
Dave gets pissed that there are no jokes to end the show.
Hopefully, the team will do better next week.

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John does a remix this week of his obsession with Dave who lives in Australia, has a superiority complex and is dying of Parkinson's. Dave laughs a little too hard. The remix is pretty good. Dave also did an epic 9-minute remix of his obsession with John which is a Content Kings Patreon exclusive.

Superstar Andrew didn’t send his audio file so he sounds significantly worse this week. As of the writing of these show notes, Andrew has yet to back down and chill the fuck out. What gives Andrew?

Stupid John still doesn’t know how to pipe the audio into Discord and instead of fixing it; he rage quit and Dave had to step in so people could listen. John was actually the first rage quitter on this episode. However, John did direct people to the Content Kings Patreon so thank you, John. It is a very slow crawl towards brand integration.

Andrew is trying to run the Streamyard this week and we practiced but Andrew completely forgot how to do anything.

Bob’s intro is a massive shot on John bitching out last week. The theme tune is sounding worse every week. We NEED the Johnny treatment. Devan’s intro is getting better every week. Collin couldn’t make it though he does make a few cameos. Dave obsesses over breastfeeding.

Andrew says “Mommy milky” which is pretty funny. John continues to try and take over everything. No, John, this is not the John show. Andrew is clearly rattled from his family bullshit.

John starts up with the Dave soundboard bit. Andrew reacts negatively to it as a bit.

John does a bit on a bit not understanding what he’s doing.

We all start doing bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits ad absurdum

The team has combined 20 years of podcasting/show experience yet this is the best we can do?

Why doesn’t John talk during this Dave soundboard bit? John could be talking to his soundboard. That would be funny. The knee of Derek is not a democracy. John continues to direct his anger towards Andrew for some reason. Andrew gets accused of being a Val, which triggers Andrew.

John is a real obnoxious asshole and goes way too far and gets the knee of Derek from Andrew.

Every circus needs a clown and an elephant. Andrew misses the point that he’s being the clown.

Bob starts up with his bullshit. Soft threatening to leave. Like he really enjoys spending time with his wife? Dave refuses to read out all the comments. Sign up to Content Kings Patreon to watch the show and read all the comments on the screen.

The team has a production meeting about how to keep the show going. It’s a little boring but what the hell can the team talk about when the clown and the elephant both KoD each other?

Dave tries to keep the show going.

Andrew and John break the rules.

John goes off again and yells a lot.

More talk about doing bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits ad absurdum

Dave gives himself the Glock of Ayanami.

Dave wonders why the team must deconstruct attempts at comedy on the show.

Devan the gay Mexican mans up and demands that all respect the craft of the show.

Dave gets a semi when Devan alphas up like this and hopes for more in the future.

Brandon 2.0 thinks John is pretty. John takes the compliment.

Bob leaves for some reason.

Andrew really goes off. Holy shit. Then he tries to rationalize what’s going on but can’t keep his composure and winds back up.

Devan keeps trying to move the show forward. Bob gives a KoD from the comments to Devan.

Stupid John keeps getting everyone’s names wrong.

Andrew leaves and Dave is sad. The show is left with Dave and John and is awkward as fuck.

Dave and John talk about Pride Month in an attempt to keep the show going. Dave and John do not like each other. Dave and John tell all their hot gay stories. Get your dicks out.

Dave insists that Rubberneckers is the team of 6: John, Andrew, Bob, Collin, Devan, Dave

John and Dave both get names wrong. Goddam old people.

Devan returns and tells his selfish gay stories. John really bones up. Bob returns and tells his trans stories. He refuses to name the secret gay bars in his area because of Alabama. John’s whole world is rocked by the realization that his gaydar needs some serious recalibration. I hear that prostate probing works a treat. John doesn’t edit out Dave’s fumbling around trying to get a Youtube video working. The team goofs on pride pandering by a lingerie company.

Who the fuck is J J Bullock? I’m not looking it up.

Andrew continues to message Dave while he’s trying to do the episode. What the fuck? Come back Andrew for fucks sake? John tries to start a war with Simple Blasphemy podcast. They won’t engage because they’re little bitches. Actually, it’s just Andy who is a total bitch. He barely tries on his show and has ugly bags under his eyes. You’re a little turd Andy. The others are fine; especially Pigtails; he’s a sweet man.

The guy who does the show notes gets bored of the episode for a while and stops making show notes.

What are they talking about now? Oh yes. Bob turns and defends Andrew and his family situation. This is a true masterstroke from Bob. And I do mean stroke on this fine Pride Month.

The team sees a baby and it brings them all together. No, actually it doesn’t. Andrew is still holding out. Will he return for the next episode? Tune in to find out Thursday 6 pm US Eastern.

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John is the greatest member of Rubberneckers. We need John. Bob’s intros are really coming along. Awesome job Bob!

Theme tune needs a re-record Devan’s voice is too quiet but what can you do when Dave is doing the editing, not John the master editor. Dave tries to give himself the needle of Jacob after our former Tiktok superstar buddy Andrew is full of beans after a pre-show energy drink
Collin says schloppy toppy in a creepy way. Devan’s ultimate insult for Andrew always is that he’s a virgin. What is he going to do once Andrew gets it in?

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Andrew acts like he’s the only one who has ever tasted pussy. Dave tries to join in on the conversation but it’s been a long long time despite being in a house filled with some of the finest ladies. Andrew is too busy to lose his virginity on Sunday. Andrew attempts some condom humour with little success and gets outclassed by Devan. Andrew and Devan bicker about Snapchat

Dave tries another chime in joke and gets smacked down by Andrew
Dave ranks the manliness of all the Rubberneckers. Collin is the Alpha and Dave is the Omega
The olds are less manly than the youngs. Who would have thought?
What is the philosophy of comedy? Is the audience the most important or fuck the audience you gotta make yourself laugh first?
We can’t find another John. John is irreplaceable
What the fuck is a white boy summa?
Bob brags that he’s given up on life. How is that a brag?
Bob continues to try to push our patrons up from $1 up to $3
Andrew gives himself the Knee of Derek
Dave tries to think of ways to get John back on the show. Without John and Andrew, we have no show
Is the show about the members of the show trolling each other or actually about entertaining the audience?
Collin somehow gets his way with his poo poo topics
Only adding the Weasel at this point would make the show worse. Can we possibly bounce back from this? Andrew does some hilarious visual bits from the toilet

We discuss John’s need for anal douching. Use discount code manbrain at adamandeve.com
Dave further despairs that without John and Andrew there is no show
Roybert, our Canadian buddy, saves the show suggesting an Anthony Cumia update
Anthony Cumia will be moving to South Carolina shortly. Dave is the Opie of the show. John is the Anthony Cumia. Andrew is the Jim Norton.

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Dave gets so desperate he starts to ask trivia questions. Holy crap
A little Batman talk doesn’t even get the show going. Oh my fricking god. Hopefully next episode is a return to form
Dave plays some video interstitials inspired by his lord and saviour Brandon Paul Desorcy, host of Hey, How’s it Going
Bob joins in with audio clips; his favourite audio clips featuring his favourite word in the world
Dave sings that he can’t live without John
Polar Bears don’t pope in the woods
More poop talk
The idiots on the show don’t understand fossilisation. Yes, poop can fossilise too
Dave and Andrew engage in some pup play in a visual bit
More poop talk
Andrew laughs obnoxiously
The team burn through the topics too quickly
Dave presents the team with a historic cock finding spreadsheet
Mel sadly is still single
Andrew and Devan keep bickering about whatever and are cut off by the theme tune
Dave’s remix of last week’s episode: Bob’s a cunt
A little of Andrew’s recap of John’s pudding rage quitting extravaganza
What will happen next week? Will we get everyone?
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Bob puts less sauce on his intro this week. Good job Bob. Devan introduces a new introduction and flubs a little which could have totally been edited by John but John didn’t for unknown reasons. Good job Devan. John mentions Dave’s tapioca pudding remix which can only be heard on the Patreon version of the show: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings $3 tier.

John still really loves tapioca pudding. Andrew didn’t show up and Dave goes into a meltdown. John talks about some bet he lost. Sport talk.

Real men wear hats. Where is Dave’s hat? Bob throws out a real clunker. Oh no, is this what the episode is going to be like? Collin doesn’t give a shit whether he shows up or not. It’s whatever dude. Collin is the real chad I guess. John doesn’t get how the show works and expects everyone to actually use the Trello board correctly. Bob doesn’t understand foreshadowing. John continues to sabotage the monetization of the show. More tapioca pudding talk. How much can a show possibly talk about tapioca pudding? Bob panders to Ayanami with his air hose. John loves tapioca pudding but his true food love is cheesecake. Dave tries to find a way to get John to stop eating cheesecake the size of a car battery. John says ‘first of all’ way too much.

John claims to only eat 1800 calories a day. Dave politely calls bullshit on that claim. John has a little bit of a homosexual obsession for popping Andrew’s cherry. No one can understand how John is still alive. It’s a miracle. Maybe Dave is wrong and there really is a God who has blessed John with a long life of cheesecake troughs.

Bob says the same joke twice. Bob is real pissy this episode. Why? Dave brags about how awesome Australia is again. Bob and John start doing their old Bullhorn podcast dynamic and Dave gets frustrated. We all agree that Alyssa Milano is a big dummy. Bob gets bored of the topic that he brought up.

Show gets pretty boring and Dave’s rage sets in. Where are the jokes? Bob loves Godwin’s law. John and Bob continue their Bullhorn podcast back and forth. Dave can’t take any more of this. Bob won’t stop talking about serious stuff. Did he do this as a troll? Who is the master troll of this show?

Dave applies common sense and knee of Dereks Bob. Dave tries to get the show back to Rubberneckers’ style of interaction. Devan tries to sound like John. John loves to teach people lessons on shows. Why not do that behind the scenes? John doesn’t understand how to communicate with the modern man.

Bob respects the knee of Derek. Thank you Bob. John and Devan don’t know what pup play is. John wants the show to be easy to edit. Does John want the show to be entertaining? Unclear. The Rubberneckers talk about their feelings. Dave is the 2nd best circle jerker. Jodie from Po Boys podcast is the best circle jerker and the 8th member of Rubberneckers. John says ‘first of all again’. Bob agrees to keep John clean and free of barnacles. Andrew agrees to keep placating Dave’s passive-aggressive bullshit.

Andrew completes Dave. Andrew has hurt Dave’s feelings. Dave feels sad. Cold Chisel is the greatest Australian band of all time and needs to be properly recognized. Dave will not rest until all the Rubberneckers love Cold Chisel. Bob takes the knee of Derek too seriously and dies. Devan can’t sound Mexican despite being somewhat Mexican. Dave doesn’t understand. Who gives you know what about Cheech and Chong? John and his old references.

Bob comments from the grave. John tries to keep the show going with the topics on the Trello board. UFO talk with no jokes. Not even a joke about anal probing. Predictions about when the aliens are going to land. Dave is going to castrate himself like Marshall Applewhite did his hero. Collin does a call-back to John’s alien cat theory. John makes a purrrrfect joke. John and Bob continue their lovers tiff. It’s so adorable. John owes Collin $1.

Dave throws out his knowledge of organic chemistry. Aliens probably won’t be silicon-based. Slip-on shoes. The new protocol is that Rubberneckers turn off their webcams when they get bored of topics. John agrees to film a video of him putting on his shoes. Shoe talk. Bob comes back to life. He truly is our lord and savior. Dave keeps working John trying to get him to agree to wear an outward-facing body cam so we can all watch him eat.

Mexicans are very fat. And they are sloppy painters according to Bob. Ayanami is our number 1 fan. Indians and Samoans are very fat too. Samoan women are violent. Women can crush men with their massive buttocks. Bob wants to cover an ass in tapioca pudding and eat it out. Dave doesn’t want to have intercourse with John. Dave doesn’t like farting in faces. Bob continues to be a dick fairy. Ayanami is awesome. Dave is scared of tofu. Dave’s wife doesn’t understand his tofu fear. Dave got a Youtube strike for using a Chrischan clip of him saying a very bad word. He got the clip from Youtube.

Collin tries to launch into a whole segment about Chrischan but gets shut down. John still doesn’t understand what lowcows are or who Chrischan is. Dave should have worn a pickle suit. Bob wants to talk about Friends; his favorite show. Dave tries to finish off with bizarre sexual role play talk.

Collin talks slower and slower as the episode progresses. John may have gone too far in the past teaching people lessons. Dave does a highly original would you rather. John agrees to do an ABDL John John video to promote the show. Devan is pretty good at master / slave role play. Bob sleeps through this would you rather segment. Dave got traumatized by watching some master / slave role play. Devan gets frustrated by Bob. This episode should be titled Bob’s a cunt. Dave is a fly on the slave getting beaten by its master. John and Andrew share a bowl of tapioca pudding.

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Bob to re-record intro without weird inflection and included something about Devan, our Mexican minority hire. Should we have a female member of Rubberneckers to sideline and ogle at? Or leave it as a sausage fest? Yes, the little Mexican did actually show up this week!!

But unfortunately Collin the non-Jew with the Jew nose broke his $10 microphone so we couldn’t get his laugh track and sardonic quips Still no one knows how to start the show. No one is in charge. Dave really went for some easy laughs this episode with fart and cum material but hey; peepee poopoo tee hee (spoiler, they weren’t funny) John can’t speak. Can’t say French press.

Devan and Andrew yeah they do sound kind of alike; recommend that Devan leans into his minority status and puts on an accent or something, or Andrew stops denying his Southern-ness and talks like the rest of his family. 

Devan’s webcam falls over like an incompetent cam-girl with BPD and a massive C-section scar who had to give up her baby. Devan won’t use the real term; it’s not jury-rigging

Dave derails the show by talking about Uncle Randy, but John started it. We really have to stop mentioning so many other shows. Nobody cares!

Andrew throws Dave under the bus again. This isn’t the undermine everyone else show; it’s the build, everyone, up show. We are the male version of The View. Why the needless silences? Dave gets defensive because he never expects Andrew to betray him yet Andrew does it over and over again. Dave is Whoopi Goldberg and Whoopi is in control? Dave starts a dumb hypothetical about which member Bob would engage in sexual intercourse first, it goes nowhere.

Andrew tries to be smart but Devan puts him in his place. Andrew starts slurring his words. Time for your meds Andrew? Did Bob say ‘entertaming’? Yes he did, Andrew overdoes it a little again but the bit kind of works. Did Devan call Bob John? Does anyone know anyone’s name on this goddamn show?

Why Andrew so mean calling Devan a dirty French trash rat? Is this Chad Chad Andrew? 

Devan gets defensive and breaks his leftard character. When is Andrew going to lose his virginity?

Bob steals John’s thunder by doing his articles while he’s silenced which infuriates John even more John starts up with his soundboard bullshit. Did our Lord and savior play wacky sound effects while sacrificing himself for the betterment of all mankind? Andrew derails the episode by insisting on banging on and on about how much better he is than John. Andrew needs the KoD because he gets too confident. 23min. John threatens to quit again. Is this going to happen every week? (spoiler: Yes) John can’t do kayfabe so he’s serious. Devan doesn’t like hot chicks. Dave is mean insinuating that there’s no way Devan could ever get a 10. The John and Bob bickering continues.

Devan self-deprecates. Dave tries to instigate Andrew to do seat belt tits but he won’t. Maybe next episode? Dave fucks up again and his Trello board is all wrong. Autistic rage ensues.

John won’t accept that he’s part of the vaccinated elite. For comedy, one must be able to abstract from oneself and John really struggles. Dave’s brain hurts with the trolling upon trolling. Andrew saved the vaccination segment with his Taco Bell. Andrew switches to defending Dave. Dave boasts about how amazing Australia is. Andrew saves the show by bouncing on to talking about prostitution. John goes on a rant about how America isn’t the home of the free since he can’t gamble and get a blow job.

Devan puts Dave back in his place by reminding him that he’s a married incel. John hates America. Hey John, if you don’t like it, leave! Or fix it! Who would look hottest with Glory hole COVID masks? Andrew made Dave really talk about prostitutes in Queensland Australia. Bob attempts a tax joke that doesn’t really work. The rest try to make the business expense prostitute joke work but not really. Dave calls back his previous show glory days. Andrew is dumb with percentages

Bob still likes to use the word ‘wigger’ Dave doesn’t understand grape-flavored blunts smoked by black people John desperately wants a full-on race war as does his hero Anthony Cumia

Bob is a difficult person. Sometimes just answer the fucking question, Bob. John has another part mental breakdown and can’t follow the conversation

Bob gets the funniest line of the show; Fuck you, Bob. John wants to blow it all up

Andrew the professional gets the show moving forward and wins with the segues

Cheesecake and tapioca pudding then cum talk. The 2 fat asses on the show love cheesecake

Everything is amazing in New York are according to John because of the water or some bullshit. Shocker, Dave thinks everybody has tasted their own cum. Andrew is a cum sniffer. Andrew piles on the callbacks and borders on racism against our minority hire, Andrew makes a funny math joke. Devan goes for one last fat joke to close out the show but the others won’t shut the fuck up. John says ‘first of all’ way too much. Aftershow talk teaser.

Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn’t get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under self-imposed Knee of Derrick silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds. 

Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn’t commit; just like that time, he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derrick (no relation to the knee man). 

John is fat

Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredibly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John’s trigger-happy ranting, we’d all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven’t heard from him in ages. I couldn’t imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy.

Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin’s alarm clock didn’t work?
Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn’t see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her.

Dave was hilarious as always.

Sing along to the theme:

1 

We’re the rubberneckers

We ain’t got massive peckers

We watch the world burn

Ain’t nobody ever learn

2

We’re the Rubberneckers

We ain’t no homewreckers

We like to rant a lot

Got a little Mexican as a mascot

3

AARGH We’re the Rubberneckers

longer than 8 minutes 46

We ain’t no druggie bitch

4

AARGH We’re the rubberneckers

We ain’t no fucking beggars

We watch the world burn

Ain’t nobody ever learn

… Especially them stupid ass Bleeps

What the fuck we gonna do about them