Rubberneckers

Dave’s remix was pretty good but will he ever do better than the classic Bob’s a cunt? 

Bob’s intro took an important swipe at Andrew who really isn’t taking this shit seriously. What gives Andrew? What are you doing with your life?

Devan really brought the energy.

Andrew takes medication now? Interesting

It’s possible that John was the funniest this week. OMG

John plays a standard goat fucking bit and everyone tries to laugh along

Andrew offers some show suggestions but behind the scenes does nothing. Don’t show up last minute dude.

Ayanami blows out the cobwebs.

Collin is the main character for this episode because sunglasses and a hat

Boomer Bob makes no sense with his word association humor maybe not sure. Something about fish?

Bob misses a Deez Nuts joke. Shame on you Bob.

The show goes to a grinding halt 6 minutes in.

Bob tries to save the joke with some sexual humor about fingering.

Devan points out that this segment is going nowhere.

Andrew amuses Dave greatly with the line of the episode but others don’t agree

Collin is too cool for the show.

Dave apologizes for not being anti-free speech.

Andrew over-laughs at his own joke that Dave still doesn’t understand.

Bob brings up last week’s episode again. Why? Can’t we move on with this week’s episode?

Superstar Andrew didn’t send his audio file so he sounds significantly worse this week. As of the writing of these show notes, Andrew has yet to back down and chill the fuck out. What gives Andrew?

Andrew is trying to run the Streamyard this week and we practiced but Andrew completely forgot how to do anything.

Bob’s intro is a massive shot on John bitching out last week

Devan’s intro is getting better every week.

Collin couldn’t make it though he does make a few cameos.

Dave obsesses over breastfeeding.

Andrew says “Mommy milky” which is pretty funny.

Andrew is clearly rattled from his family bullshit.

John starts up with the Dave soundboard bit. Andrew reacts negatively to it as a bit.

John is the greatest member of Rubberneckers. We need John.

Bob’s intros are really coming along. Awesome job Bob!

Theme tune needs a re-record

Devan’s voice is too quiet but what can you do when Dave is doing the editing not John the master editor

Dave tries to give himself the needle of Jacob after our former Tiktok superstar buddy

Andrew is full of beans after a pre-show energy drink

Collin says schloppy toppy in a creepy way

Devan’s ultimate insult for Andrew always is that he’s a virgin. What is he going to do once Andrew gets it in?

Andrew acts like he’s the only one who has ever tasted pussy

Dave tries to join in on the conversation but it’s been a long long time despite being in a house filled with some of the finest ladies

Andrew is too busy to lose his virginity on Sunday

Andrew attempts some condom humour with little success and gets outclassed by Devan

Andrew and Devan bicker about Snapchat

Dave tries another chime in joke and gets smacked down by Andrew

Dave ranks the manliness of all the Rubberneckers. Collin is the Alpha and Dave is the Omega

The olds are less manly than the youngs. Who would have thought?

What is the philosophy of comedy? Is the audience the most important or fuck the audience you gotta make yourself laugh first?

We can’t find another John. John is irreplaceable

What the fuck is a white boy summa?

Bob brags that he’s given up on life. How is that a brag?

Bob puts less sauce on his intro this week. Good job Bob.

Devan introduces a new introduction and flubs a little which could have totally been edited by John but John didn’t for unknown reasons. Good job Devan.

Andrew didn’t show up and Dave goes into a meltdown

John talks about some bet he lost. Sport talk.

Real men wear hats. Where is Dave’s hat?

Bob throws out a real clunker. Oh no, is this what the episode is going to be like?

Collin doesn’t give a shit whether he shows up or not. It’s whatever dude. Collin is the real chad I guess.

Bob doesn’t understand foreshadowing.

John continues to sabotage the monetization of the show.

Still, no one knows how to start the show. No one is in charge. But better no one in charge than John in charge am I right?

Dave really went for some easy laughs this episode with fart and cum material but hey; peepee poopoo tee hee

Who gives a fuck about feedback from nobody pussy ass loser podcasters like the Dad Odd Bod podcast? We want listeners not to become part of the podcaster circle jerk for fuck’s sake.

John can’t speak. Can’t say French press.

John has no class; what do you expect from a lout from New Jersey?

Devan and Andrew yeah they do sound kind of alike; recommend that Devan leans into his minority status and puts on an accent or something, or Andrew stops denying his Southern-ness and talks like the rest of his family

John is such a suck to other podcasters. Why did he cut out the clip of the Odd Job podcast?

Dave forbids Odd Dad from ever listening to the show again

Devan is the token Leftard for this episode but he doesn’t manage to keep up the act

Devan’s webcam falls over like an incompetent camgirl with BPD and a massive C-section scar who had to give up her baby

Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn’t get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under self-imposed Knee of Derek silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds.

Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn’t commit; just like that time he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derek (no relation to the knee man).

Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredicly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John’s trigger-happy ranting, we’d all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven’t heard from him in ages. I couldn’t imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy.

Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than the minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin’s alarm clock didn’t work?

Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn’t see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her.

Dave was hilarious as always.

Sing along to the theme:

1

We’re the rubberneckers

We ain’t got massive peckers

We watch the world burn

Ain’t nobody ever learn

2

We’re the Rubberneckers

We ain’t no homewreckers

We like to rant a lot

Got a little Mexican as a mascot

3

AARGH We’re the Rubberneckers

longer than 8 minutes 46

We ain’t no druggie bitch

4

AARGH  We’re the rubberneckers

We ain’t no fucking beggars

We watch the world burn

Ain’t nobody ever learn

… Especially them stupid ass Bleeps

What the fuck we gonna do about them