Adrian stoops as low as this? It's getting bad out here. Stocks are tanking. Who even is Jarrod Carmichael?

Pat dismantles 2,000 years of philosophy, Rudy breaks his streak, and Brec plots to bring back blood sports.

Pat remembers some old army traumas, Rudy has insufficient funds, and Brec wandered desert searching for God.

This week on Rudy Tuesday: Tommy Leicht who's a comic I guess. I don't know I didn't freaking book him. What do you want from me?

Pat has a delusion about dating a cheerleader, Rudy took too many painkillers and was nodding off, and Brec steers the conversation to the only thing he knows about.

Whoops, looks like we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. Ended up in China! Where's that wascally wabbit? Whatever.

The squad converses about their formative years in school. Brec talked way too much, but the other two kindly shut their stupid mouths and listened. Except when Rudy said... well... y'know.

The mighty stories from BC (before cast) get told by Rudicus the Unpleasant. Breccius the Gloom forms a bond with another mighty sea serpent. And Patticus the Gay... well... you can probably guess.

Rudy don't wipe right. Pat got a headband. Brec has... HIV? No. But maybe.

We get pretty spooky here