Boyks woke me at 9AM to watch a direct to video Chuck E Cheese movie like it was Christmas morning and I'll never forgive him

Bryan Michael Stoller (Santa Stole Our Dog, The Amazing Wizard of Paws) returns for his triumphant first dog movie, First Dog. We review Tiny Lister's explosive load, Paula Nelson's marijuana child-napping road trip, and a presidential assassin... Plus one good pup!

Helping to launch the career of Kevin Sussman, international star of stage and The Big Bang Theory, it's 2007's RomCom hit, Heavy Petting!

Dog-aroo ultimate soldier hybrid dates Harley Quinn. Ice-T refuses crumpets. Soft jazz music plays over slam poetry. It's Tank Girl.

Doogal, the American cut. That's right, subs over dubs. Who can understand that weird UK language anyway?

Professional comic booker Nick Filardi joins us once again for a look at one of the most venerated international franchises on the hubris and irresponsibility of man towards nature; which we decided to start with Roland Emmerich's take. That's right, it's Godzilla '98! As Diddy would say, Come with Me, on an adventure into the Matthew Broderick Intelligence Exclusion Zone where we can ask the hard questions like "Should we just blow up Manhattan with a nuke or is a mere carpet bombing ok?" "Does Matthew Broderick ever bone Godzilla?" "How corrupt and stupid are Siskel and Ebert in real life?" and "Does Gozilla have a cloaca?"

Special guest MissShadowLovely joins us for the final Wynorski, Doggone Hollywood. What's up with Paul Logan? Is Principal Dirty Harry going to break more gender barriers? Find out!

It's a dog werewolf movie. No, not a dog that's a werewolf, a dog that's like a man, but not a werewolf, just a dog. But with like... Man traits and emotions. If they were a dog.

We'll ghost dog your ears with a little Chihuahua Too!

Join the cast of the Stargate Atlantis for an action-packed fortnight of film; with murder, midnight gardening, swampy dog walks, and lying actors.