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We Are Going To Watch An Hotel That Is So For Dogs

Mobsters, punks, dog napping, steam boats, Texas, Girl "Sprouts", waterboarding, jazz, ice cream bazookas, the French Resistance, dirty cops, dog farting conspiracies, and magical Nazi bracelet superweapons. That's it. That's the text for this episode. I'm out.

It's Howling VII! Christopher Lee retur- Oh. He doesn't. Cool werewolf coven- No there's none of that. There's a cool castle in Transylv- No?

Well, here's some line dancing. It's Howling VII with special guest Evil Urchin!

This week we decided to do something special for episode 50... And 51... And 52...  That's right, we watched 3 "The Dog Who Saved" videos simultaneously. Check out the special video edit to fully revel in how much we were punished for our hubris in doing this on Youtube

We're almost at 50 episodes, but first we need to choke slam John Morrison for the pin in Air Bud Cinematic Universe movie Russell Madness. When a small Jack Russell terrier trains with a monkey and a child to kick large German caricatures in the nuts... Well, just listen to the episode.

Court is now in session - Is Munchie a dog? Of course he isn't, but Boyks and special guest TBCR made me (Ilyon) watch Munchie Strikes Back anyway. Too bad for them that I'm in charge of writing these!

Urchin joins us again for a new film - Garfield a Tale of Two Kitties. Why is Billy Connolly in this? Why is Bob Hoskins in this? Why is Bill Murray in this? These questions and more will be entirely avoided.

We've finally done it. We've entered the Schneiderverse - oh and Chevy Chase is here too. Fun.

Boyks and Ilyon unknowingly stumble into the most heinous of movies, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 - a decedant, villainous effort to appeal to "the poors". What could a movie ticket cost Michael? $50?