Ruff Cuts

Santa (Ed Asner!!!) steals dogs from small children to use in his hedonistic elvish pizza orgies at the North Pole; meanwhile a family sits in a car for an hour with a kleptomanic burn victim stuffed in their trunk. That's right - it's Santa stole our dog! You'll want to follow the Twitter (@ruffcutscast) for images from this one.

From the director of horror and sexploitation B movie classics like Chopping Mall comes a... fun family dog movie? Join us as a specially bred telepathic Wishbone clone gets hunted down by a dominatrix cop while saving Christmas. In the words of the director "Breasts are the cheapest special effect in our business."

Eww. Merry Christmas?

How rad is Mohawk Mozart? And what kind of cheap merchandising opportunities does he grant us? We discuss this and more while fighting off sleep with special guest and Beethoven merch expert Tanya!

Guest and comic colorist Nick Filardi joins the crew for an Italian horror starring (?) Alice Cooper. Do all these teens die after a dozen death omens? Does Alice Cooper get redubbed like the rest of the cast? Find out in this Halloween special - Monster Dog

Spooktober is here and with it, we have the spookiest curse we could think of - our first AirBuddies movie! Jeff Warlock, a hellhound, "Frankendude", and a fart to kill a ghost-demon-dog - this one has it all. Will we survive Halloween when we're stuck watching Disney shlock?

Forget the dogs, forget the movie. Forget everything you know. Abandon your knowledge of the world. Why does A-X-L have a $10 million budget? Why is Thomas Jane in it? Why does a Kickstarter have $43,000 but from only 190 backers? Who is Oliver Daly? WHO IS OLIVER DALY?

Can Boyks and Ilyon solve the mystery behind why this dog has an eyepatch? Will this sassy girl sidekick steal the show? Can the dad finally sell his floating turd--- I mean TURT? Find out in this family mystery with your favourite detective from 221B Bark-er Street

This week Boyks and Ilyon learn inner peace from Shaq dog in the movie Show Dogs! Join as we discuss the finer points of British outback culture, like Vegemite or cooking your shrimp on the barbie - and how Kate Micucci saves the movie from disaster.

Episode 6 delves into the dark world of a group of German-animated dogs. Join us as we meet our group of heroic, self-centered, murderous pups on a journey to get their old owner's money from her family so they can keep eating cheetos and doing whippits in the basement!

Boyks and Ilyon check out the most adorable dog to ever be on Ruff Cuts - Greta! This pupper loves everyone so much - especially Satan. It's Play Dead (Satan's Dog)!