Boyks and Ilyon become Watchers this week, starting off spooky season with a tried and true formula - Roger Corman, with a dash of Michael Ironside... And... Is that Corey Haim??

CW: Racism, sexual assault

Special guest TheJewker joins us for a world-ending party about god, life, art, racism, immaturity, farts, dicks, asses, bad words, bath salts, and more total bullshit.

The Bigfoot weed would fix what's wrong with us.

"Down Dog is about a man who turned himself into a dildo and he's trying to... not let his ex-wife turn him into a pet dog and his life is very disorganized but his son needs him. So he's struggling." - Director Andres Dussan

Boyks and Ilyon are back from a rare trip to the theatre with a special fan request episode. Time to get Randy and yuck it up with Claptrap and friends in Borderlands.

Not laugh, yuck.

Why do you hate us?

Jut Monroe, undercover dog cop, here to prevent a $30 million theft of Nigerian email money from the CIA computer banks. Now that's EZ money.

It's a double feature of bad cartoon knock-offs, from a PS2 game cartoon movie to Japanese fake Disney animation, check out the garden of horrid delights Boyks has trapped Ilyon with this week.

Good boys Boyks and Ilyon bite into a new dog series with Underworld. The world is at war again, werewolves, vampires, twinks and Skrillex war in the streets. Can Kate Beckinsale wear tight enough pants to take them all down?

We're 'Geeko'ing out about more live action Dragon Ball action. We cover all the pulse-pounding, chi-blasting, head sliding action as Goku meets the Great Gazoo and stops the apocalypse monkey. Dragon Ball!

Ilyon and Boyks rediscover the magic of Akira Toriyama by looking at the live action adaptation of Dragon Ball! Ilyon's pretty sure the president is a dog and that should count, so we'll see how far the adaptation strays from the source