This week we talk about the twisted side of Modern conveniences and how they fail, we also talk about a few things that just shocked us when we read them.
Story 1 (2:15) - Shoot yourself down
Story 2 (7:45) - Hospitalized for selling farts
Story 3 (14:15) - Fedex armed for travel
Story 4 (16:45) - Swallowed alive
Story 5 (20:30) - Bloody romance
Story 6 ( 26:45) The Alexa Takeover
For extras go to RUKMpc.com
Next episode release date February 9,2022
This episode does talk about some adult material
 We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
 Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
 Music by Kid Cholera  

Welcome back to a New year with Are you Kidding me, or if you are checking us out for the first time I hope you enjoy the hilarious antics of Beth and Naomi as they but their spin on the weird news stories that they find on the internet.
Story 1: (1:39) - Another Christmas all wrapped up.
Story 2: (9:11) - Lick - a- vision
Story 3: (16:31) - Space Peeeeee!
Story 4: (20:34) - It's raining fish?
Story 5: (26:12) - Naughty Kitty
Story 6: (29:24) - Tiffany Haddish gets dressed for dinner
This episode does talk about some adult material
 We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
 Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
 Music by Kid Cholera  

This week we close out the year with fun stories of people and animals being naughty. I don't think Santa will be giving them presents this year, but we will still leave you the gift of laughter and entertainment.
Story 1 - (1:21) Bucked from school
Story 2 - (7:16) Snakesgiving
Story 3 - (14:21) Optical illusions
Story 4 - (19:42) Naughty cactus
Story 5 - (29:11) Bare Minimums
Story 6 - (30:15) Kitty want some milk
We will be taking a break to spend with our family over the holidays. We will be back with a new season on January 12, 2022. Until then you can re-listen to your favorite past episode and check out the website to see videos and pictures. www.rukmpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
Music by Kid Cholera  

This week we look at stories that claim to be science, but we think are science fiction.
Story 1 (1:52) - Emotional Surgery
Story 2 (6:52) - Psychic vs. witches curse
Story 3 (10:50) - SQUIRT
Story 4 (15:16) - Bacon Plant
Story 5 (22:22) - Diagnosis, climate change
Story 6 (27:09) - Electric Doctor
Next Episode Dec. 8, 2021 6am eastern time
For pictures and videos go to RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
 We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
 Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
 Music by Kid Cholera  

This week we look at the twisted beauty of nature and see what we find.
Story 1 (1:42) - If it looks like a duck and sounds like a human it might be a duck?
Story 2 ( 8:21) - The real reason witches ride brooms
Story 3 (13:35) - To sprinkle or not to sprinkle that is the question
Story 4 ( 18:11) - Penis bloom
Story 5 ( 22.15) - Outrageous Spa treatments
Story 6 ( 28:44) - Testicle Bath
 This episode does talk about some adult material
 We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
 Sound effects by Mike Kroenig. Caroline Ford, and Daniel Simion
 Music by Kid Cholera  

This week we look at stories that will thrill or horrify you as we start the holiday season ( Halloween).
Story 1 (5:20) - Mum's raise murderers?
Story 2 (13:05) - Dairy Queen try this flavor
Story 3 (15:45) - Its a new way to soak
Story 4 (25:05) - Where are you - here
Story 5 (29:30) - Holy Penis
Story 6 (34:10) - STOP reverse that
This episode does talk about some adult material
 We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
 Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
 Music by Kid Cholera  

This week we tell you just how stupid one can get with too much free time!
Story 1 - (8:05) "Half A Tree Please"
Story 2 - (13:22) "Potty Train A Cow!?"
Story 3 - (18:55) "Reuse The Sauce"
Story 4 - (24:20) "Grimace"
Story 5 - (27:45) "Dog Shot It's Own Face?!"
Story 6 - (31:45) "McDonalds Where's The Beef?"
Check out the pictures and video's that go with our stories at www.rukmpc.com
(Next Episode releases October 13, 2021)
This episode does talk about some adult material. We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
Music by Kid Cholera  

This week we give you an edumication or is that education on life.
Story 1 - (0:55) stairs in the woods
Story 2 - (9:30) Beached cows
Story 3 - (14:57) Toilet Treats
Story 4 - (21:16) To Poop or Not to Poop
Story 5 - (28:05) Who's the bride?
Story 6 - (32:18) Eureka! I struck Dildo
Check out the pictures and video's that go with our stories at www.rukmpc.com (Next Episode releases September 22, 2021)
This episode does talk about some adult material
 We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
 Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
 Music by Kid Cholera  

This week we look into the odd behaviors of animals as well as the humans. It is fun, cute, and disturbing all in one episode.
Story 1 - (4:58) Pop goes the soda
Story 2 - (7:27) Sink or Swim
Story 3 - (10:22) Just Goosing around
Story 4 - (13:30) Whale antics
Story 5 - (17:01) Pee responsibly
Story 6 - (22:34) Rats on strike
Next episode September 8, 2021 at 6am eastern time
Website - www.rukmpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
 We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
 Sound effects by Mike Kroenig 
 Music by Kid Cholera