Out of the ashes, a new comedy legend arises! Yes, there is some bad news in this episode, but as we've all learned from your role models at Run the Bit, chaos is a ladder. It creates opportunity. (Joey, I need a third quasi-inspirational thing here. -M.A. [We'll think of something before publishing day. -J.L.]) In other words, it's the time of the year to take stock of all the good in our lives.

THIS may be the most important episode in the history of podcasting! The carnales have now realized the platform they have and on this election day, they want to take the opportunity to tell you a few things about what's what. You're not ready for where this episode goes!