Runaway Franchise

Runaway Franchise

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Runaway Franchise episodes

  • 035: Nightmare on Elm Street 6 – Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare – The Runaway Franchise Podcast
    It's the FINAL NIGHTMARE (da na naaa nunnnnnn, da na na nun nunnnnnnnn, DA NA NAAAA NUNNNNNN DA NA NA NUN NUNNNNNN) **sung to the tune of the Final Countdown** Hey, guess what? This actually isn't the last Nightmare on Elm Street Movie. However, it's actually not a bad one. I think Ed may be back on board, Tom's facts hit hard, and Dom still likes the 5th movie.
    This week in the lobby:
    Get in touch so we don't have to talk about prostate exams:
    http://instagram.com/rafpodcast
    #nightmareonair to submit your nightmares via social medias
    The Runaway Franchisees are:
    Dom - http://domsfunandgames.com
    Tom - https://society6.com/tenapolitano
    Ed - https://edjelley.com
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  • 034: Nightmare on Elm Street 5 : The Dream Child – The Runaway Franchise Podcast
    MORE FREDDY MOVIES. Another week, another nightmare on Elm Street. This week's nightmare of a franchise entrance is the 5th in the series and Freddy is taking it inside the womb. He may or may not be trying to possess an unborn child. A man turns into a motorcycle. There's a cool comic book scene. Tom and Dom are actually still enjoying themselves and Ed may never watch another movie again. 
    Show notes:
    Fury Road R Rating Discussion - http://actionagogo.com/2015/09/08/3-thoughts-about-fury-roads-r-rating/
    SUPER FREDDY - https://www.ebay.com/itm/253190452513#vi__app-cvip-panel
    Bruce Dickinson on a plane.
    Bruce Dickinson's "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" - the song for the movie
    This week in the lobby:
    Girly Pop Bows (New Stuff!) - etsy.com/shop/girlypop
    CHUD REPORT (More New Stuff!) - etsy.com/shop/chudreport
    Tom designed a pin - https://www.instagram.com/p/BbM59Ftjiho/?taken-by=chudreport 
    The Runaway Franchisees are:
    Dom - http://domsfunandgames.com
    Tom - https://society6.com/tenapolitano
    Ed - https://edjelley.com
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  • 033: Nightmare on Elm Street 4 – The Dream Master – Runaway Franchise Podcast
    This week, we're back with another installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. The OG Dream Warriors get picked off one by one, and it's left to Alice to destroy Freddy for good. That sentence was way better sounding than the movie was. Ed is done (and may or may not have been sleeping for a large portion of the movie), Tom and Dom are still hanging in there, and they may make some last minute audibles to change up their rankings. 
    Show note:
    Tom's cool childhood action figure (he lost the hat and pants...gross)
    This week in the lobby:
    Holy Mountain Printing's Wes Craven Shirt:
    https://holymountainprinting.myshopify.com/collections/director-shirts/products/watch-craven-shirt
    WATCH_CRAVEN_1024x1024.jpg
    The Runaway Franchisees are:
    Dom - http://domsfunandgames.com
    Tom - https://society6.com/tenapolitano
    Ed - https://edjelley.com
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  • 032: Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors – The Runaway Franchise Podcast
    This week, we start off with a bang! Or burp. Nope, yeah it's a burp. Another week another movie, and after the weirdo stink-fest that was NOES2, we are back with a pretty solid entrance into the franchise. You know Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is going to be good because they have their own custom song for the credits. Freddy's back, he's saying b*tch a lot, and there are actual dreams and nightmares in this one! Some familiar faces are back too. Tune in to hear about this awesome effects-heavy entrance into the series. 
    Show notes:
    “Dream Warriors” by Dokken - Watch on YouTube
    Round Face Guy - 
    Dusty Cookie - https://imgur.com/a/O95HC
    Mike Abrusci Likes Knives - www.instagram.com/mikeabrusci
    This Week in the Lobby:
    Girly Pop Bows has new pins! - www.instagram.com/girlypopbows
    Tom has a store with cool horror stuff! - www.society6.com/tenapolitano
    CHUD REPORT has new pins too! - www.instagram.com/chudreport
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  • 031: Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge – The Runaway Franchise Podcast
    This week, the Franchisees are plagued by technical errors. The podcast recorder decided to have a “data write error” (OR MAYBE IT WAS FREDDY HAUNTING OUR PODCAST). We hit the back of the box, and jump right into the lobby. Don’t worry, you still get all of our discussion of the best and worst parts of this wonderful film.
    This week in the lobby:
    Tom has a cool web store! Snag some of his original designs (HORROR SCIFI) at:
    http://society6.com/tenapolitano
    Show Notes:
    Budget Meryl Streep – http://www.famousfix.com/post/kim-myers-32882449
    “The Nightmare Behind the Gayest Horror Movie Made” – https://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/the-nightmare-behind-the-gayest-horror-film-ever-made?utm_term=.stAkbdRgY#.pv5GPVv36
    Dogs with people faces! – https://goo.gl/images/oQqYHm
    BIRD ATTACK! – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZRlGnseRU
    “Pushing the envelope” (really boring) – https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/push-the-envelope.html
    Check out http://runawayfranchise.com for more fun things!
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  • 030: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) – Runaway Franchise Podcast
    We hit 30 episodes, that's kinda fun I guess? Well, this landmark also marks the start of a spooky new franchise...1984's "A Nightmare on Elm Street". This week on the cast, we reveal the secret behind our backlog, discuss the best death scenes in the movie, and let you guys know what our REAL actual nightmares are. Thanks for listening and don't forget to leave a review!
    Show Notes:
    An article on Wes Craven's porn directing career (http://www.blumhouse.com/2017/05/03/how-wes-cravens-porno-predicted-his-entire-filmography/)
    Tom's Nightmare on Elm Street Shirt (https://pixels.com/products/freddys-glove-marco-dileonardo-regular-tshirt.html)
    Never Sleep Again - A documentary on the films (http://amzn.to/2z1sZcS)
    Walmart Caskets (https://www.walmart.com/browse/home/caskets/4044_4431611_1058564)
    Donate to J (https://secure.hikeformentalhealth.org/hikejayhike)
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  • 029: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – The Runaway Franchise Podcast
    WOWOWOWOWOW we are actually done with the Twilight Saga. We start this one off with some great snack eating while on the mic. Also there's a guest! It turns out that there was an actual Twilight fan (kind of) amongst our friends. This sleeper agent goes by the name of Caitlin (hastagdonttellcaitlin) - purveyor of fine enamel pins over at Girly Pop Bows. We wrap up the Twilight Saga and move on to bigger and better things. Thanks for tuning in!
    This week in the lobby:
    Girly Pop Bows (https://www.etsy.com/shop/girlypop)
    The Runaway Franchisees are:
    Dom Delledera (http://domsfunandgames.com)
    Ed Jelley (http://edjelley.com)
    Tom Napolitano (http://tomnapolitano.com)
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  • 028: Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – The Runaway Franchise Podcast
    This week, we start the two part conclusion of the epic Twilight Saga. It's not really epic actually, but there are some wild things that shouldn't happen in a vampire movie for teens. Ed is morally outraged by the inappropriateness of the movie, Dom immediately shares his distaste for Jell-o products, and Tom wishes we got a "baby crawlin' out" scene.  Let's get into this awkward honeymoon-birth-life and death-full film.
    This week in the lobby:
    We announce the JAWS GAW winner, tune in to see if it's you!
    The Runaway Franchisees are:
    Dom Delledera (http://domsfunandgames.com)
    Ed Jelley (http://edjelley.com)
    Tom Napolitano (http://tomnapolitano.com)
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  • 027: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – The Runaway Franchise Podcast
    UGH. We are still watching Twilight. Tom attempts to make some connections between Twilight: Eclipse and Bonnie Tyler's 1983 smash hit "Total Eclipse of the Heart". He even starts singing again. Ed is broken down completely (mentally and physically because it was kinda warm in the house) and might not even have a soul left after this movie. Dom maintains optimism, but he'd still rather watch Jaws 3 and Aliens 3 all day than watch Twilight 3 again. Let's dig into this third part of the ever-popular Twilight Saga.
    The JAWS Giveaway is almost over, enter here:
    http://www.runawayfranchise.com/jawsgaw
    Giddy up and get on it, this is the last week to enter!
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  • 026: The Twilight Saga: New Moon – Runaway Franchise Podcast
    This week, we enter the Twilight Saga with some curiosity, confusion, and some mild rage. Tom sings too much, and everyone wishes he'd go back to car sounds. Ed would love to do steroids but rather kill himself than play baseball (among many other things), Dom admits "the only thing that can hurt me is you", "can we stop this noooow", and sexual dad tension. 
    This week in the lobby:
    WE ARE STILL PUSHING THIS AWESOME GIVEAWAY:
    https://runawayfranchise.com/jawsgaw
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About Runaway Franchise

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What happens when a movie franchise thinks they don’t have to stop at Trilogy Station? You get a Runaway Franchise! In this podcast we watch, make fun of, and rank each movie in a franchise with 4 or more movies in it. The goal? To ultimately decide what is the greatest and the absolute worst Runaway Franchise of all time! The hosts have been friends for the better part of 20 years, so they're not afraid to hurt each other's feelings.