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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - It IS Wednesday...

(00:04:51) - Bay Area Crosswalks Hacked with hilarious fake statements from Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk

(00:12:18) - CIA Doc goes viral showing KGB Reported UFO encounter with Soviet Soldiers turned 23 troops to stone

(00:24:00) - Dumbass emails bomb threat to cruise ship because he was mad his girlfriend's family didn't take him

(00:30:40) - Introducing... Competitive Sperm Racing - LIVESTREAMED

(00:38:45) - UK going full Vanilla Sky Pre-Cogs with their new Government Homicide Prediction Tool

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