Ryan and Dylan Get Cancelled

Do not listen to this in public, we literally talk about taking a shit for at least 20 minutes. 

Dylan and Ryan talk about the PS5 and how it is singlehandedly changing society. We talk about how Trump is doing post election and Biden winning. Dylan talks about his youth and how embarrassing it was. The boys recount tales of high school and how we did absolutely nothing. This episode was recorded on November 14, 2020. 

*TRIGGER WARNING* In this episode, the boys tackle some conspiracy theories about Disney and the human trafficking that may be occurring in their parks. They share some news stories and some reddit stories related to the conspiracies. After they take on the Mouse, they talk about their own experiences in Disney World and then talk about their futures and dreams. This episode was recorded on October 31st, 2020. Legal disclaimer: Everything said in this podcast is parody/comedy/satire/speculation/other people's stories. Please don't sue us, we can't afford it.

In Ryan's triumphant return to the podcast, the boys discuss the upcoming election and how it will probably be the prelude to the end of the world. They go into the Mets being sold to Uncle Stevie Cohen. They take down celebrities, big government and politicians, and even make some Election Day predictions. This episode was recorded on October 30th, 2020.

In this episode of the program, Dylan yells at his roommate, talks about how he's loving all the space that's been created from everyone staying home, he discusses some really good Halloween costume ideas, and he also talks about how he is going to solve the obesity problem in America. This episode was recorded on October 10th, 2020. 

In a special 2 hour episode of the podcast, Dylan has his good friend Rylee join him to prove he's progressive. They talk about how things become popular, the state of COVID in the world right now, Dr. Fauci riding Splash Mountain amongst a bunch of other topics. This episode was recorded on October 6th, 2020. 

In this episode, Dylan recaps the horrendous presidential debate and his views on Biden and Trump supporters. He touches upon how people need to stop acting like children and get out into some fresh air. He also goes on a rant about how his brother is trying to become him. This episode was recorded on September 30th, 2020. 

In this episode, Dylan falls deeper into insanity as he describes his new project, "Landlord the Musical!" He goes in depth on the life of Rob Dyrdek. Why we need to get over Halloween and he also touches upon his deepest nightmare. This episode was recorded on September 22nd, 2020. 

In this episode Dylan covers all of the ridiculous things Donald Trump has done in the last week (it's a lot).  He talks about the California wildfires and why millennials keep ruining things for the rest of us. He talks about his father's take on the movie Good Time. Lastly, Dylan talks about how we can remedy the political situation in America. This episode was recorded on September 7th, 2020.  

Dylan discusses the logic behind protesting, why college students are being super annoying this semester. He makes a comment about the current situation at SUNY Oneonta and Emperor Cuomo's handling of his state. Dylan makes his long awaited statement on Adele's atrocity and how we can hold people like her accountable. Also touched upon is Biden and Harris' new campaign strategy and Rand Paul's mission to get the CEO of ANTIFA to testify before congress. This episode was recorded on September 1st, 2020.