Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Ryan Krull of the fantastically funny X-podcast Homo Superior joins our host Lodro Rinzler for a one-shot where Psylocke fights Sabretooth!

We cover Uncanny X-Men 213 where Sabretooth is fresh off the Mutant Massacre and loose in the mansion just being scary y'all. Also in this episode:

we cover the 25 classes of new mutants

the weird almost relationship of Psylocke and Douglas Ramsey

Psylocke has gotten with everyone on earth who bears the last name Summers

Lodro has a voice (and a face) made for podcasts

Sabretooth is invisible when wet

we've all dated a psycho blast back in the day

Psylocke ends up joining the X-Men this issue while wearing her pajamas, which she then wears them as a superhero uniform from then on so as not to make it weird.

What does any of this have to do with Ryan's future? Tune in to find out!

You can find more of Ryan over at the Homo Superior podcast. More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com