Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Long time friend of our host Matthew Bonaccorso joins us to talk DRACULA!

The X-Men have fought aliens, had friends turn into giant space birds and live in a world where telepaths are on every block but balk at the possibility that Storm could possibly be hanging out with a vampire. But guess what? She got turnt!

Yes, Matt's birthday corresponds to Storm falling under the sway of Dracula himself.

Also in this issue:

most of our listeners have probably imagined Wolverine in their bedroom

if you were going to send one trade paperback to convince someone to like the X-Men, what it would it be?

Kitty has to go run some errands

Kitty buys a hat to kill Dracula

Dracula is wearing the puffy shirt from Seinfeld

Matt doesn’t know how to pronounce jaunt

Nightcrawler almost beats Dracula by holding up two sticks

Dracula has a party bus coffin

At the end of the day, the best way to defeat Dracula is, apparently, to gain his respect. What does any of this mean for Matt's future? Tune in to find out!

Matt Bonaccorso is a seasoned product innovator. He’s spent nearly two decades blending creativity and technology. He’s worked on everything from smart toys to digital products for the world's largest entertainment companies like Nickelodeon and Discovery Channel, and he’s the mind behind Corbit the Robot—a smart, AI-powered companion that entertained kids and parents alike. These days, he’s the co-founder and CEO of Wowables Inc., an up-and-coming startup focused on the future of AI and robotics. Basically, if it’s cutting-edge tech that sparks the imagination, Matt’s got his fingerprints all over it.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Returning guest Cassie Lilly comes home to X-Men Horoscopes for an episode where we map X-Men 57 onto its historical counterpart in 1969...we're covering the Stonewall Riots!

Yes - this is another "What does X-Men say about US?" episode, or at least the queer and queer-adjacent us. With that in mind, we also cover:

why Iceman is Cleopatra

the Sentinels...LIVE (for Polaris' outfit)

Havok is a walking talking disaster and Lorna Dane, half a world away, falls in love

Havok has to come out as a mutant and wonders if anyone has ever felt so alone

Lodro manages the X-Men's finances

"Men believe what they want to believe Bobby"

Tune in because this episode...is going to be a riot!

Jokes aside, this is when mutants in the Marvel Universe are starting to be persecuted and hunted simply for being mutants. We're witnessing the birth of mutant as metaphor in today's issue and it's message is a powerful one about how, when we stand together, we prevail. When we isolate, well, that's when the Sentinels will get ya.

Bonus: we have a back up story called "The Female of the Species" which...is not great for feminism. "Cleaning the house is a breeze when you have telekinesis!" - Jean Grey ten years before becoming a cosmic entity

Cassie Lilly is a truly creative person, having trained as an actress, most notably at the celebrated National Youth Theatre of London, who has also successfully dabbled in modeling and voiceover work before settling into her skills as a writer, with her first article published in 2021 detailing her perspective as a transgender girl in the modern world.

She is an activist at heart, a champion for LGBTQ rights and the fight against racism, lending her voice as an educational public speaker, shedding light on the history and facts surrounding the culture war on trans people. As an avid comic book reader from an early age, Cassie is considered a “go-to” girl when it comes to comics. This lends perfectly to her super fun content coverage as a bubbly Tiktoker and across social media, diving into nerd culture, comic book characters, history and lore! You can join the discussion with @who.cassie across all social media!

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Chad offers up his encyclopedic knowledge as we dive into the 1960s, looking at when the mutant metaphor began and when Beast started really hating humans. We dive into Chad's birth month and year issue - Uncanny X-Men 115 - where we get his full breakdown of Sauron (and a great voice for him too).

Also in this issue:

Banshee has never looked hotter

Also, no one knows who you are Banshee stop asking

Lodro is going to hatch a rom com situation to make Ann Nocenti his cool aunt

Wolverines can run really fast

There sure is a lot of Cyclops blasting all over Wolverine's face in this issue

Also, Cyclops and Banshee tag team Sauron

Colossus has a son we will never speak of

- Sauron is bad at break ups

Zaladane dresses like a chicken drag queen

Ka Zar keeps butting in to tell people he also has adventures

All this plus why Boom Boom would be a great president! Boom Boom 2028! She has my vote. What does any of this mean for Chad's future (and - BONUS - our society's)? Tune in to find out!

Chad Anderson is the host of the wonderful x-podcast Graymalkin Lane where he and his queer friends review the X-Men comics of the 1960s.

Based in Salt Lake City, Utah, Chad is a father of two, works as a trauma therapist and a writer. He's written the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, the Mushroom Murders graphic novel, the documentary Dog Valley, and his memoir Gay Mormon Dad is currently being adapted into a graphic novel!

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Magician and long-time friend of our host Jeff Grow joins us for a very special episode where we discuss YOUR horoscope. Yes, you!

We look at the X-Men issue for March, 2020 which, in case you didn't know, was when COVID hit our planet...hard.

In it, Professor X, Magneto and Apocalypse go to Davos, Switzerland to meet with foreign leaders about how to build a better planet and wow this could not have synched up better. What does Magneto have to say about the COVID pandemic?

Also in this episode:

Apocalypse will not let you call him by his first name

Magneto will not let you go to war

Xavier will not let nuclear threats exist

...and a controversial take...Xavier is right? Hey, right now anything is possible.

What does this incredible issue mean for YOU and the rest of us post-pandemic? Tune in to find out!

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Comics legend Marjorie Liu joins our host Lodro Rinzler to discuss an incredibly fun and disturbing issue of X-Men!

Before we sell you on all the hilarity, let's get real for a moment: Marjorie Liu is not just an extraordinary comic writer, she's also just a lovely, grounded, kind human being. It was an honor to have her on the show. Okay, now on to the silliness.

In this episode we discuss how Marjorie writes from the gut and, in her words, her gut is really weird. Also, how she went through a cathartic experience writing X-23 (now Wolverine).

Topics include:

teenage Marjorie wrote X-Men fanfic

in the Marvel Universe, a hat and trenchcoat is more than sufficient to disguise a six foot, blue, furry man

Charles Xavier sends postcards from space

Mesmero is a bag of dicks

Also Mesmero read a Playboy once and thinks that's how people should always pose

the Phoenix force has limits on how badly you can mess up Jean Grey

At the end we answer questions from YOU! Yes, you! Then Marjorie Liu spits wisdom on how to be yourself even and especially when others are trying to tell you who you should become and how to transmute hatred and negativity into gold. This episode is not to be missed!

Marjorie Liu is an attorney and New York Times bestselling novelist and comic book writer. Her work at Marvel includes X-23, Black Widow, Han Solo, Dark Wolverine and Astonishing X-Men. She is also the co-creator of Monstress from Image Comics, which has won multiple Hugo Awards, British Fantasy Awards, the Harvey Award, and five Eisner Awards, making Liu the first-ever woman (and woman of color) to win an Eisner in the Best Writer category. She teaches comic book writing at MIT.

Marjorie’s extensive work with Marvel includes the Dark Wolverine series, NYX:  No Way Home, X-23, and Black Widow: The Name of the Rose. She received national media attention for Astonishing X-Men, which featured the gay wedding of X-Man Northstar and was subsequently nominated for a GLAAD Media Award for outstanding media images of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community. You can find more of Marjorie over at her website.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

The world is on fire and there is political unrest so let's talk about Nightcrawler's daddy being Satan and how he's not really Satan he's just a mutant from Biblical times and oh yeah Angel is a literal angel and Mystique is there but she's not telling anyone she's actually Nightcrawler's dad and YEAH. It's a LOT OF FUN.

Also in this episode:

Iceman likes getting kissed by girls, he swears

poor Nils has a portal stomach and everyone makes fun of him for it

Havok has a creative idea about how to reform Bobby's ice body...and a thousand fan fics are launched

What does any of this mean for the future of Brandon from Woodbridge, Virginia? Tune in to find out! It's THE DRACO y'all!

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Novelist and comic book writer Alex Segura joins our host for a romp where the original five X-Men from the past time travel to the present from the past and the future X-Men from the future are also in the present and they want the past X-Men to go back to the past. Confused yet? Well strap in friend do we take you for a ride this week as we study X-Men 12 (from September, 2013).

Also in this episode:

what if it's a fireman calendar but it's just Magneto for each month

Cyclops always puts Magik on his teams because he HATES getting his jets shot out of the sky and it happens ALL THE TIME

Eva Bell is NOT an X-Man from the future

the Zen koan of Xorn is Magneto is Xorn

one of the best twists in comic history

Angel exists in this comic but literally everyone forgot he was there

What does any of this mean for Alex's marriage? Tune in to find out!

Alex Segura is the bestselling and award-winning author of Secret Identity, which The New York Times called “wittily original” and named an Editor’s Choice. NPR described the novel as “masterful,” and it received starred reviews from Publishers Weekly, Kirkus, and Booklist. Secret Identity was also listed as one of the Best Mysteries of the Year by NPR, Kirkus, Booklist, the South Florida Sun Sentinel and more, and was nominated for the Anthony Award for Best Hardcover, the Lefty and Barry Awards for Best Novel, the Macavity Award for Best Mystery Novel, and won the LA Times Book Prize in the Mystery/Thriller category. His next novel, the YA Spider-Verse adventure Araña/Spider-Man 2099: Dark Tomorrow is out now from Disney Books/Marvel Press. Marvel fans will know his voluminous work on Star Wars comics and the wildly acclaimed by me Spider Society series.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Right in time for Halloween Homo Superior co-host Adam Kousarri-Amin joins our host for The Most Depressing After School Special EVER! The Power Pack kids get abducted by the Morlocks and the X-Men have to remember the Morlocks exist and save them.

That's right! How to top last week's episode where the Morlocks kidnap an adult? With another episode where they kidnap children! Everyone needs a hobby and this is the Morlocks' so please stop judging them.

We review Uncanny X-Men 195 and other important topics covered include:

How watching X-Men 97 was like watching Drag Race...but for X-Men

Why mourning X-Men 97 is like losing a foreign lover

Lodro has a Star Wars name

Wolverine loves to smoke cigars and stab little girls...and he’s all out of cigars

Power Pack loves to hang out in sewers

We all know why Manson removed one of his own ribs right?

Kitty can be in charge and if Wolverine has to kill a couple Morlocks as a result of her bad leadership it's not the end of the world

The many teams of baby soldiers Xavier made us forget

If you live in a sewer why are you going to dress your kid in a tube top?

Cro Magnons are going to HATE this episode but everyone should give it a listen anyway.

Adam Koussari-Amin is co-host of the weekly podcast, Homo Superior, which provides smart analysis and dumb jokes about the latest and greatest of X-Men and MCU content. When he’s not running his mouth, you can catch him DJing around Washington, DC, or cuddling on the couch with his partner and his dog watching horror movies and playing video games. The excellent meme-game discussed in this episode can be found here.

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Joining us this week is long-time friend of our host/medical professional/voodoo practitioner and guide Marina Acosta to discuss a very BDSM Morlock wedding.

Angel has been kidnapped and is destined to marry Callisto, leader of the Morlocks...unless the X-Men can come in at that point where an officiant goes "Does anyone object?" and save the day that way.

Also in this issue:

- Marina is kinda on the Morlocks' side and also sort of confused by how comics work

Cyclops is upset about Madelyne Pryor looking exactly like his dead ex girlfriend...but gets over it in one minute flat

the X-Men consistently forget that the Morlocks exist the moment they are out of sight

Nightcrawler has a beautifully symmetrical face

What do Cyclops and Caliban have in common (they both have been worn as sweaters except for Cyclops - bad joke sorry)?

a truly beautiful knife fight

Cyclops loves wearing sunglasses at night

And we answer the question our guest asks: "Are the X-Men good guys?"

Marina Acosta is a full scope primary care nurse practitioner, specializing in polycystic ovarian syndrome and ADHD.  Separately, she is a New Orleans Voodoo practitioner, focused on honoring traditional rituals, ingredients, and recipes.  She is a mom, a wife and a collector of stationary. Here's her Instagram!

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

In the Season 3 premiere, Dazzler writer and renaissance comic star Jason Loo joins our host Lodro Rinzler to talk about the corruption of Magik! 6 year-old Illyana is hanging out watching her totally safe X-Men friends play-fight each other and gets abducted into Limbo by a demon with candy in his van! She'll surely be rescued unscathed right? Right?! I mean, she's six. It will all be fine...right?!?

Also in this episode:

Kitty Pryde's sexual awakening

an inside peek at the new Dazzler series:  which villains can we expect? Will Longshot be in it? How is this the most high-stakes version of Dazzler we've ever seen?

the fork in the road between Gambit and Multiple Man fandom

Nightcrawler as a pervy son of a gun

the demon Sym's first move in a fight is to take off his opponent's shirt

- Jason welcomes Swifties into Marvel

...all this and the best X-Man to go out drinking with. What does any of this have to do with Jason's future? Tune in to find out!

Jason Loo is an Eisner Award-winning cartoonist from Toronto, Canada. He's currently the writer on Dazzler and Werewolf By Night: Red Band Edition for Marvel. Jason is also the book illustrator for Hulk Not Smash: Practicing Mindfulness the Mighty Marvel Way. His other Marvel works include The Sentry, Spider-Boy, Iron Fist 50th Anniversary, Howard the Duck 50th Anniversary, Extreme Venomverse, and Infinity Paws. He is also the co-creator with Chip Zdarsky behind The All-Nighter for Dark Horse Comics.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com