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  • Dash Delcourt: The Best Part of the X-Mansion is the Carpeting - Uncanny X-Men 31

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    Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

    This week we have on the show 10 year Dashell Delcourt - a lego aficionado and Marvel fan who can also do 75 push ups in a row. Wow. That’s a lot of push ups.

    We discuss his birth month and year issue with his dad, threepeat guest David Delcourt, where Eva Bell becomes either the greatest or worst mutant in the history of mutants.

    Also in this episode:

    • Gambit’s accent is great

    • The best part of the X-Mansion is the carpeting

    • Wolverine and Cyclops can share a bedroom

    • Cyclops has recorded holograms for every eventuality of people dying

    • The X-Men have more X-jets stashed around the house that you do keys

    • You have to touch your forehead to do telepathy

      It's a whole issue of Eva Bell using her time travel powers to travel in time so strap in. What does any of this mean for Dash's future? Tune in to find out!

      More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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      47 min
    • Lodro Rinzler: YOUR X-Men Horoscope for 2026 aka Rogue is a Massive Lawn Ornament - Unbreakable X-Men 2

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      Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

      Welcome to 2026. We hope you survive the experience! This week we’re doing your horoscope – that’s right, you! 

      We look at the X-Men issue with a cover date of January 2026 to see what it means for the year ahead for ALL of us. Rogue is a massive lawn ornament and Gambit is blind in response because, sure. It’s okay though, because the Outlier teenagers are all grown up and living their best lives JK no one ever does in dystopian futures.

      Also in this episode:

      • In the Marvel universe you have to wrap your hands if you’re blind

      • Spider Girl? Her? Is she funny?

      • Stop trying to make Sentinel Boy a thing

      • Dystopian Ocean 11 sequences

      • In the future Calico is still a horse girl

      • A long tangent about dragons

      • Poor Calico has to live in Denver

        What does the Age of Revelation say about the year ahead for you and me? Spoiler: it's a roadmap for how to navigate our own societal grief right now.

        AND THEN! We talk to Stephen Vincent Fiset about his process designing the X-Men Horoscopes shirts and also on the show are 2026 aspirations from special guests:

        - Luciano Vecchio

        - the gentlemen from Homo Superior podcast
        - Arianna Maher
        - Jason Loo
        - Karen Czap
        - Dmanda Martini
        - Kieron Gillen
        - Clayton Cowles
        - Sara Century

        Tune in for more!

        More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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        1 hr 3 min
      • June Brigman: 80s Mohawk Storm is Everything - Uncanny X-Men 180

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        Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

        With us today is artist June Brigman, co-creator of Power Pack and artist on some of the most iconic X-Men issues of all time. We get into what the Marvel office was like in the 80s and about how Power Pack gets real dark anytime they talk to the X-Men.

        Also in this episode:

         

        • A peek behind the scenes of Secret Wars
        • Professor X thinks of Storm as a woman and it is not great
        • The Doug/Kitty/Piotr love triangle in full effect
        • In the Marvel universe, it’s very common to be mugged in botanical gardens
        • Having heart to hearts in the sky
        • What does any of this mean for the future of June's already illustrious career? Tune in to find out!

          June Brigman is a celebrated comic book artist and illustrator, known for co-creating Marvel's "Power Pack" and illustrating the syndicated newspaper strip "Brenda Starr, Reporter." Her dynamic storytelling and expressive artwork have graced the pages of major publishers like Marvel and DC, featuring characters such as Supergirl, Spider-Man and of course she is well-known as the penciller for some of the most iconic Uncanny X-Men stories of all time.

           

          Her contributions to the comic book industry have earned her numerous awards and a dedicated fan base, making her a beloved figure in visual storytelling. She and her husband Roy Richardson serve as the artists for the comic strip Mary Worth and just last year she collaborated with Louise Simonson again for "Power Pack: Into the Storm."

           

          More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

          Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!

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          56 min
        • Lucas Werneck: This is Why People Call the X-Men a Soap Opera - Uncanny X-Men 306

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          Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

          This week we have current x-artist xtraordinaire Lucas Werneck on the show discussing his rise from kid who loved X-Men Evolution to the artist on just about every major X-Book on the stands right now.

          We dive into his birth month and year Uncanny X-Men issue 306 where both Candy Southern and Cameron Hodge are back from the dead...or are they?!

          Also in this episode:

          • What it's like designing lewks for the Hellfire Gala
          • Jean Grey's lips will fall off
          • The most awkward prom of all time
          • Candy Southern looks real good for a dead girl
          • Storm goes on a hot date with no music
          • Cameron Hodge just wants some professional courtesy
          • What does any of this soap opera drama mean for Lucas' future? Tune in to find out!

            Lucas Werneck is a comic book artist and illustrator. He debuted in the comic book industry in 2019 and has since worked for major publishers, currently working as an exclusive artist for Marvel Comics, producing for titles such as Captain America, Fantastic Four and of course, the X-Men. You know his art if you’ve read just about any x-title in the last seven years including adjectiveless X-Men, Marauders, Immortal X-Men, Trial of Magneto, Fall of the House of X, Dead X-Men, Storm, Phoenix, all the way up to the current Unbreakable X-Men. 

             

            More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

            Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!


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            1 hr 4 min
          • Cassandra Smith: Dolly Parton With Superman Powers - Uncanny X-Men 13

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            Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

            With us this week is threepeat guest Cassandra Smith back to talk about the X-Men and trans rights as we explore the Uncanny X-Men Issue (13) that came out the month the World Health Organization ruled that being transgender is not a mental disorder.

            What does a ragtag team of misfit X-Men hiding in a bar and hunting their old enemies have to say about the future of trans rights? Geez. This one is tough.

            Also in this episode: 

            • Rahne is in her sexy era
            • Cyclops tea bags X-Men villains
            • Putting underwear on over your clothes
            • Havok is bored because all of his friends are dead
            • Lodro is upset by Cyclops' sartorial choices
            • Don’t shave the hair off my Barbie!
            • None of the X-Men in this era have hobbies
            • Cyclops sleeps in a single bed
            • What does this Dark Beast-laden issue mean for the future of marginalized communities in these dark times? Tune in to find out!

               

               

              Cassie Smith is a truly creative person, having trained as an actress, most notably at the celebrated National Youth Theatre of London, who has also successfully dabbled in modeling and voiceover work before settling into her skills as a writer, with her first article published in 2021 detailing her perspective as a transgender girl in the modern world.

              She is an activist at heart, a champion for LGBTQ rights and the fight against racism, lending her voice as an educational public speaker, shedding light on the history and facts surrounding the culture war on trans people. As an avid comic book reader from an early age, Cassie is considered a “go-to” girl when it comes to comics. This lends perfectly to her super fun content coverage as a bubbly Tiktoker and across social media, diving into nerd culture, comic book characters, history and lore! You can find her on Instagram, TikTok and on her monthly publication at Substack.

               

              More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

               

              Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!


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              1 hr 3 min
            • Chapman Blake: No Cyclops Eulogies - Uncanny X-Men 368

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              Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

              This week we get into the jump and boogie of the brand new SubteXtMen podcast with its host Chapman Blake.

              We discuss their chronological journey of 6000 comic books starting with Uncanny X-Men 1 in 1963 up to their current reads of 2006 before jumping into their birth month and year issue which a great Alan Davis read: Magneto was just awarded his own nation to rule because he was a Good Boy and didn't end the world and Wolverine is MAD about it and also there was a Magneto clone and he dead now.

              Also in this episode:

              • the debate on whether Wolverine can be silent with his 500 pounds of metal
              • Magneto has never lived in an apartment in his entire life
              • Wolverine should be nicer to fake dogs
              • Wolverine should know better than to try and surprise Magneto
              • Astra All Along
              • Joseph the Magneto Clone as Western Jesus
              • All this plus EJULP. What does any of it mean for Chapman's future? Tune in to find out!

                Chapman Blake (they/them) is the host of the upcoming SubteXtMen Podcast! After graduating with a BFA in Musical Theatre and promptly entering retirement, they eventually found the X-Men podcasting community, making appearances on shows like Oh Gosh, Oh Golly, Oh Wow and Graymalkin Lane. Chapman continues to pursue comics scholarship and amateur sociology when not shelving an endless stream of books at their day job.

                 

                More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

                 

                Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!


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                1 hr 12 min
              • Phillip Sevy and Christie Porter: Climbing into Cable's Pouches - X-Men 5

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                Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

                With us this week is current X-artist Phillip Sevy and their partner, comic writer and journalist Christie Porter! We dive into their anniversary issue where Polaris. Is. Pissed.

                Also in this episode:

                • Skinwalker Ranch
                • Phillip’s penis comic
                • Wolverine chooses to be a short king
                • Polaris is bipolar, finished her PhD, and loves coffee - get on board
                • If you’re FWB with a cosmic force you assume you know best
                • Iceman isn’t a top
                • "To me, my fillings"
                • Jean was right
                • All this and we go deep on the very human thing we all fall into: self doubt. What does any of this mean for their future as a couple? Tune in to find out!

                  Phillip Sevy is an artist who has spent the last few years drawing for Marvel on titles like X-Men (Astonishing, Unlimited, and From the Ashes), Avengers, Venom, Deadpool, and others. They broke into the comics industry through the Top Cow Talent Hunt, where they drew The Tithe and The Freeze, before moving over to Dark Horse for a lengthy run on Tomb Raider. They wrote The House (with artist Drew Zucker), and wrote and drew Triage, Paradox, and Kepler (with David Duchovny). When they’re not feverishly working on comics, you can find them (literally) running around their neighborhood, hiking in the hills, or DMing endless sessions of DnD. Check out their website here.

                  Christie Porter is a writer, journalist, editor, and producer based in Salt Lake City, where they live with their found-family. They also write short comics, appearing in “When I Was Young…” An LGBTQIA+ Charity Comic Anthology, “Bi Visibility: A Bisexual Anthology,” A Wave Blue World’s “Color of Always,” and Dark Horse’s “Headless Horseman” Halloween anthology. Occasionally, they cosplay superheroes, but their only superpower is identifying dog breeds. Check out their website here.

                  More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

                   

                  Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!


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                  1 hr 19 min
                • Nikki Gnomer: Maddie Pryor’s Girls Trip to Vegas - X-Men Blue 11

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                  Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

                  This week we have the amazing cosplay artist Nikki Gnomer aka @kolabearcosplay on the show to talk about a bonkers issue where the time-displaced 1960s teenage X-Men fight an alternate reality Madelyne Pryor and her Hex Men (no that is not a typo this is your brand new favorite team).

                  Also in this episode:

                  • Lodro absolutely misunderstands Snow Week
                  • Magneto is the responsible adult in the room
                  • Teens who struggle with self-worth dabble in black magic
                  • The Goblin Queen does bad things and likes it
                  • Horny Colossus
                  • Cyclops has one move, but he does it really well
                  • Miss Sinister loves her naked holograms
                  • Psychic rapports are bad for relationships
                  • What does any of this mean for Nikki's future as a cosplayer? Tune in to find out!

                    Nikki Gnomer (she/her) is a Minnesota-based cosplayer who brings powerhouse characters—especially from the superhero realm—to life with meticulous craftsmanship and expressive flair. Under her cosplay alias @kolabearcosplay, Nikki channels her love for bold iconic figures (among them a standout affinity for Harley Quinn) into full-on transformations. Rooted in the Twin Cities con scene, she invites fans into her creative journey—whether it’s crafting a meticulously detailed costume or redefining a look entirely—and shares both her process and finished pieces across her Instagram, X, and Ko-fi pages.

                    More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

                     

                    Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!


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                    50 min
                  • Luciano Vecchio: Professor X Gets a New Puppy - New Mutants Graphic Novel

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                    Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

                    For our 75th episode we hang with current Uncanny X-Men artist Luciano Vecchio! He discusses his trajectory to becoming the artist he is today, how he designed the fashion for the recent Hellfire Vigil, and his birth month and year issue which is the NEW MUTANTS Graphic Novel y'all!

                    Also in this episode:

                    • Lodro just says, "Jesus Christ, Claremont" every 3 minutes
                    • Rahne is the last wolf in all of Scotland
                    • If someone disappears from your line of sight, it doesn't mean that they're dead
                    • The more powerful Roberto gets, the blacker he gets
                    • Donald Pierce is an Inspector Gadget villain with excellent satellite TV
                    • Professor X loves bringing teens to funerals
                    • Pink is a good choice for your metal goon armor but for skin masks? Not so much
                    • Rahne is beautiful and monstrous
                    • All this plus Luciano does a better job with his horoscope that our host does. Tune in for the fun!

                      Luciano Vecchio is an acclaimed comic book artist known for his dynamic storytelling and distinctive, cinematic style. He has worked on a wide range of titles across Marvel and DC, bringing characters to life with striking emotion and energy. Among his notable work are contributions to X-Men, Avengers, and Doctor Strange, where his art balances epic action with nuanced character moments. Fans of the show may know him as the artist on the current flagship title Uncanny X-Men although he was quite active during the end of the Krakoa era with pencils in Rise of the Power of X, Resurrection of Magneto, and of course the most recent Hellfire Gala. Luciano’s passion for comics is matched by his keen insight into the characters’ inner lives, making him a perfect guest to explore the personalities, quirks, and cosmic destinies of the X-Men.

                      More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

                       

                      Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!


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                      1 hr 3 min
                    • Matt and Allison Parent: The Breast of Times, The Grave of Times - Uncanny X-Men 511

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                      Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

                      This week we have the delightful co-hosts of the Escape the Mojoverse podcast, Allison and Matt Parent on the show to cover the X-Men issue that came out when Matt was secretly adopted!

                      Wait...checks notes that can't be right. Huh. Turns out it is!

                      The Red Queen (not Jean Grey it’s the other one, no no not Madelyne Pryor, the other one the psychic ghost one) has stolen the lock of Jean's hair that Wolverine just happens to keep in his bedroom and is rushing off to pull a hermit crab by making her corpse her new body.

                      Also in this episode:

                      • The Zoom backgrounds of comic writers
                      • Why the last Nightcrawler solo series is like that person that you dated that you probably shouldn’t have dated
                      • the X-Newlywed Game is back! Will they do better than Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly? Nope!
                      • Tracing Pamela Anderson face onto Emma Frost
                      • Pixie’s sisters are part of the Sisterhood of Mutants (and didn't invite her)
                      • Lodro makes Matt explain Kwannon
                      • Calling your FWB to dig up your ex's grave
                      • A psychic eruption is absolutely what Emma has once a year with Scott
                      • Karma: underestimated and ignored a lot
                      • Telepaths know where all their fallen hair is
                      • Domino just does stuff
                      • The opposite of Christian Girl Autumn
                      • What does this mean about the future ramifications of Matt's secret adoption? Tune in to find out!

                        Matt Parent (they/them) is a DFW based performer and teacher who hosts Escape the Mojoverse with their partner Allison, mostly not against Allison’s will.

                        Allison Parent (she/they) is a writer and host of Escape the Mojoverse. She likes cats, snacks, and publishing Fanfiction where you will never see it (I asked).

                        More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

                         

                        Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!


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                        1 hr 16 min

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