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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Welcome to 2026. We hope you survived the experience! This week we’re doing your horoscope – that’s right, you! 

We look at the X-Men issue with a cover date of January 2026 to see what it means for the year ahead for ALL of us. Rogue is a massive lawn ornament and Gambit is blind in response because, sure. It’s okay though, because the Outlier teenagers are all grown up and living their best lives JK no one ever does in dystopian futures.

Also in this episode:

In the Marvel universe you have to wrap your hands if you’re blind

Spider Girl? Her? Is she funny?

Stop trying to make Sentinel Boy a thing

Dystopian Ocean 11 sequences

In the future Calico is still a horse girl

A long tangent about dragons

Poor Calico has to live in Denver

What does the Age of Revelation say about the year ahead for you and me? Spoiler: it's a roadmap for how to navigate our own societal grief right now.

AND THEN! We talk to Stephen Vincent Fiset about his process designing the X-Men Horoscopes shirts and also on the show are 2026 aspirations from special guests:

- Luciano Vecchio

Tune in for more!

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