To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Romance.

Can Hyacinth Howell get over his crush? Will Annie the Seventh year find someone with a hot dad? Does Bernadinaton have space in their heart for another love, after their many, many cats? And can Turpin Muldoon see a future for himself with someone who really floats his boat? Most importantly, can YOU help Chemistro and Cupid to put together a pair that will find true love?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show to vote on which wizards will date!

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Our wizards this week are: Hyacinth Howell, played by Davis Walden (@theviridianwilds), Annie the Seventh Year, played by Lauren Chapman (@laurenchappa), Bernadinaton the Cat Mage played by Lilit Penrod (@cheeriobuffet), and Turpin Muldoon, the Seafaring Seer, played by Jared Mason(@JaredEMason).

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