How was your Valentine’s? Mine sucked but we made the best of it. Olive + Oak and the entire STL restaurant community are amazing fucking people.

Did you see that wreck at Daytona?!? Man! We were prayin’ hard for the “Rocketman” Ryan Newman.

Okay. Enough bull shit.

I want to tell y’all some stories. Of me… being a drunk stupid asshole. So buckle in… because I’m basically going to explain to y’all just how much of a fucking liability I became to my friends, family, roommates, and everyone I came into contact with post cocktail number four and / or shot of Rumplez number 3.

Tune in and tell your friends!

Let’s turn losses into wins!

And when you're done list-uh-nin’

Maybe you’ll put down that fucking Henny-Hen-Hennn.

Let us pray.

PS: Fuck cancel culture.

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