Just three tests separate Somewhere Elementary from freedom. Can our trio best the Standard - or will they too fall behind the curve? Max goes to prom. Duncan is one with the dance. Claire’s hits the gridiron.

Content warnings: surreality, school setting, academic testing, loud sound effects (8:35, 24:45, 34:50, 55:20), body horror, body horror sound effects (20:30, 24:50, 31:50)

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Absurdia by Quinn Majeski: https://quinnm.itch.io/absurdia

Primary editing by Ian Mauldin. Additional editing by Quinn Majeski.

"Radio Somewhere" by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod

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"UI confirmation alert a5" by InspectorJ

"Referee whistle blow gymnasium" by splicesound

"Gibbering mouther shriek" by LucasDuff

"Monster shriek" by Darsycho

"Ghost Monster Scream" by NachtmahrTV

"FX Crushing Bones 1" by PeteBerry

"Building Collapse 2" by onteca

"Building Collapse 3" by onteca

"01735 falling great wall" by Robinhood76

"rip_tear FLESH!!" by aust_paul

"Pound of Flesh 1" by magnuswaker

"Gut rip unbladed" by magnuswalker

"Success" by grunz

"buzzer" by guitarguy1985

"WinFantasia.wav" by Fupicat