Our trio accept an assignment from the PTA but fail to do their homework. Max snacks. Duncan learns nothing. Claire is number 001.

Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effects (1:00-1:20, 4:20, 36:05), multiple speakers, mention of animal bodily functions (dog poop, cat vomit), food, mild memory loss, vocal distortion (41:25-46:40)

The PTA this episode was voiced by Cap, Ian, Reed, and Susannah.

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"train-door-close-1a" by yoyodaman234

"stapler" by robsp1derp1g

"vx1000-tape-deck-door" by suckmadeck