Our trio arrive at Somewhere Elementary and quickly find their mettle tested. Claire does a PSA. Duncan gets a little foggy. Max makes a gristly discovery.

Content warnings: surreality, school setting, sharp sound (15:25), academic testing, vocal distortion (44:00, 46:35), emotional distress, paralysis

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"Radio Somewhere," "The Screaming Fog" and "Timey Wimey" by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

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