It’s Halloween and Suzanne and PJ have strong opinions about the matter. PJ is a big fan (in stark contrast to his feelings on Christmas). They chat about ‘Hocus Pocus’, which PJ shockingly hasn’t seen, Salem (“Disneyland for witches”), mad Scottish witch trials and plenty of Irish legends. PJ makes it clear that Halloween is not for kids, and trick or treaters to his house this year won’t be happy. There's an update on some well-known pigeons, and PJ’s dogs, and Suzanne tries to help PJ with his mortgage woes. Finally, there’s a thorough investigation into the mindset behind men who send dick pics.