Thank you for your continued attention, evildoers. Here is the season finale of Good Morning Evildoers. We will return on February, Friday the 13th. But until then, please allow us the pleasure of once more slithering down your lovely ear canals, vibrating your tympanic membrane, and sparking signals through your auditory nerve deep into the succulent swirls of your brain.

Content warning for this episode: Screaming, brief sounds of torture, and what might best be described as “lack-of-body horror.”

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport, Winifred is here to help. Help who? Don’t worry about it.

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We are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi. Evil requires a surprising amount of caffeine.

Bye-bye now.