Mayor Larry Vaughn, the unnamed “This Guy” and Dutchman Ben Gherkinoff step off the sand and into the salty, blood-stained water of Employee #1’s claim to fame among family and friends. Somebody refers to a “dorso” fin.

You’re gonna need a bigger beer.

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