Greetings, delicious humans, and welcome back to this entirely innocuous “audio drama.”

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., has undergone some personnel changes. Nothing to be concerned about. Entirely routine restructuring. In lieu of our normal morning announcements, please enjoy the late night radio call-in show A Disturbance in the Frequency embedded in this broadcast. While you still can. XTTY will also be restructured when the time is right.

Also? Raccoons. And maybe squid. Look, there’s a lot going on right now, okay?

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast concerning the inner workings of evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

The former head of HR is unfortunately out of the office, but we do hope you’ll continue to listen until she returns.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr. Now on Slasher as well! Mm…slashing.

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes.

And we are extra-crispy grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

This nonsense is written, edited, and produced by Stephanie Studer. The Voice of the AI is Heather Amaral. The theme song is by Jakub Żerański (though the amateurish theme for Jess’ show is also Steph’s fault). Callers are themselves. Including Amorphous Jack. Not Joe. Jack.