Chairs, Pints and Texty (ugh), recap a tale of two halves at the Bridge.

Sadly we lament a horrendous exit out of CL and discuss at length a certain player who cost us loads but is better suited to watch Spurs from his couch.

We talk Poch, who surprisingly talked a lot in the press this week. We preview Swansea and our remaining 2016 fixture list

Pints recites his amazeballs WHL honeymoon, utter disdain for Paris and watching Spurs with a random season ticket holder in Munich.

Chairs shares his plans for his annual pilgrimage back to the Lane and Sam (Texty - oh FFS) explains his reaching a near Spurs neurosis meltdown. Not quite time to full on panic but he's been in a funk and explains why.

All this and a whole lot of other bollocks from your friendly stateside-Spurs crew. We hope you enjoy.

Always COYS.....