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What up Girl! We both come back from our holiday break with EXCELLENT stories from home and no, we won't apologize.
Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.
If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us!
Our Music:
The Narcissist Cookbook
Bug Hunter
and our brand-new discord is here
and follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc!
Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!
-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --
----Bug's Song-----
Title: Oops!
Prompt Page: Robotic Surgery --> Waldo (short story) --> Rube Goldberg
Lyrics:
Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad
yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that
on your left, no right, frick! dammit
I get those mixed up by habit
Franz Ferdinand, shot in the head
Basic ass duke reppin' simple cause and effect
I'm like if Dr Frankenstein and Rueben Goldberg ever met
killed by my creation but with 20 extra steps
Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad
yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that
on your left, no right, frick! dammit
I get those mixed up by habit
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my way
Sometimes the glass is half full but it was empty when you left it
sometimes your mom's boyfriend's dentures are at the bottom of your beverage
and when a pessimist would spit it up and curse his rotten luck
the desperate would suck it up and plug his nose and chug
Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my oops
yikes, I oops up, whoops, I flubbed that
on your left, oops right, frick! dammit
I get those mixed up by habit
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my way
Another Domino! fallin while you're walking away
Another Domino! falls and you just call it a game
Another Domino! Falls and it was never the same
Another Domino! Falls And you're absolved of the blame
Oops, I'm sorry, oops my oops my bad
oops you, I screwed oops, whoops, I oops
on your left oops, no oops, I...
I get those mixed up!
I said: Oops, I'm oops my fault my bad, my oops
yikes screwed up oops I flubbed that
on your oops, whoops oops, frick, dammit
I get oops oops oops oops dammit
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my own way (oops)
---- Matt's Song -----
Title: JMCC
Prompt Page: Happy Days -> George Lucas -> San Diego Comic-con
Lyrics:
let's go to jam mechanic comic con
let's go to jam mechanic comic con
meet me in gary Indiana
Bring the hydra and alpaca
let's go to jam mechanic comic con it's where we belong
You'll see cowboys and vampires
Socialist mayors
Board games, puppets and smoke detectors
A liberal kitty and a family dog
Getting their shit rocked by ichard noir
AND IF YOU GET HUNGRY WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED
An army of dead dads eating popcorn
I think curdled milkteeth is what happened to john
Cthulhu stuffing his mouth with some balls
Shimmy to the left cause captain stanley's got a gun
LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON
...
AND AFTER DARKKKK
Amelia earhart's doing white lines
With a guy in the corner looks a little like a lion
Agamemnon's laying pipe but he's just warming up
Here's you at a party with my uncle in a headlock
An angel and a devil are making out hard
Odin's in the garbage patch getting pardoned
Someone's fur prince got stuck in cement
The angel and the devil are making out again
LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON
oh and wikipede is also here
By Jam Mechanics4.9
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What up Girl! We both come back from our holiday break with EXCELLENT stories from home and no, we won't apologize.
Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.
If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us!
Our Music:
The Narcissist Cookbook
Bug Hunter
and our brand-new discord is here
and follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc!
Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!
-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --
----Bug's Song-----
Title: Oops!
Prompt Page: Robotic Surgery --> Waldo (short story) --> Rube Goldberg
Lyrics:
Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad
yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that
on your left, no right, frick! dammit
I get those mixed up by habit
Franz Ferdinand, shot in the head
Basic ass duke reppin' simple cause and effect
I'm like if Dr Frankenstein and Rueben Goldberg ever met
killed by my creation but with 20 extra steps
Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad
yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that
on your left, no right, frick! dammit
I get those mixed up by habit
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my way
Sometimes the glass is half full but it was empty when you left it
sometimes your mom's boyfriend's dentures are at the bottom of your beverage
and when a pessimist would spit it up and curse his rotten luck
the desperate would suck it up and plug his nose and chug
Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my oops
yikes, I oops up, whoops, I flubbed that
on your left, oops right, frick! dammit
I get those mixed up by habit
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my way
Another Domino! fallin while you're walking away
Another Domino! falls and you just call it a game
Another Domino! Falls and it was never the same
Another Domino! Falls And you're absolved of the blame
Oops, I'm sorry, oops my oops my bad
oops you, I screwed oops, whoops, I oops
on your left oops, no oops, I...
I get those mixed up!
I said: Oops, I'm oops my fault my bad, my oops
yikes screwed up oops I flubbed that
on your oops, whoops oops, frick, dammit
I get oops oops oops oops dammit
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my way
Someday I'll get out of my own way (oops)
---- Matt's Song -----
Title: JMCC
Prompt Page: Happy Days -> George Lucas -> San Diego Comic-con
Lyrics:
let's go to jam mechanic comic con
let's go to jam mechanic comic con
meet me in gary Indiana
Bring the hydra and alpaca
let's go to jam mechanic comic con it's where we belong
You'll see cowboys and vampires
Socialist mayors
Board games, puppets and smoke detectors
A liberal kitty and a family dog
Getting their shit rocked by ichard noir
AND IF YOU GET HUNGRY WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED
An army of dead dads eating popcorn
I think curdled milkteeth is what happened to john
Cthulhu stuffing his mouth with some balls
Shimmy to the left cause captain stanley's got a gun
LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON
...
AND AFTER DARKKKK
Amelia earhart's doing white lines
With a guy in the corner looks a little like a lion
Agamemnon's laying pipe but he's just warming up
Here's you at a party with my uncle in a headlock
An angel and a devil are making out hard
Odin's in the garbage patch getting pardoned
Someone's fur prince got stuck in cement
The angel and the devil are making out again
LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON
oh and wikipede is also here

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