Sabrina's Witch Trials - The “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch” Podcast

Strait out of the Other Realm, its the very first episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! In this magically new audio series, world renowned do-nothing Alex Araujo takes his friends into the linen closet each week to relive an episode of your favorite TGIF series, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch! This episode, Alex starts out strong, as he’s joined by beauty blogger Cris Araujo to break down Sabrina’s pilot, chock full of floating books, authoritarian cats, and about a metric ton of pineapples! Will Sabrina cope with the revelation that she has magic powers? Will Libby recover from her tropical transmutation? Will Alex and Cris use the phrase “fingering" multiple times? Answers to these and other exciting questions lie ahead, on this spellbinding edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

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Grab your shoe box full of cookies,

because on this momentous installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined

by ace photographer Brayan Casas to dissect the season 2 premiere of Sabrina,

the Teenage Witch, “Sabrina Gets Her License: Part 1" (and the little bit

that actually happens in it)! When our resident teenage witch learns that

17-year-old witches have to take a test for their witch’s license, will she be

able to balance studying with her responsibilities at school and in her

relationship with the terribly trimmed Harvey, or will her duties derail her

enchanted advancement?! Answers to these and other questions, not to mention a

terrifying theory as to how Harvey spent his summer, lies ahead on this edition

of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

Grab some pineapples and bundt cake, because on this special

BONUS episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials Alex is joined by Media maven Cris

Araujo, AND noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo, to take a quick look back at,

and bid a fond farewell to the first season of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch! From

discussing favorite characters, to worst episodes to review, the gang reminisce

about everything they adored and despised about the season 1, (both of which

include sabrina herself), and take a look into the future to consider what they’re

most looking forward to in season 2! All that, plus the official announcement

of the winner of the inaugural Back of the Linen Closet Classic, on this enchanted

edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

Sharpen your swords and read your contracts because on this enchanted edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Fil Araujo joins Alex to bid adieu to season one of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, by chatting about “Troll Bride” and its diminutive deviant, Roland! Will our resident teenage witch be able to free herself from the evil troll’s castle, and marriage contract, in time for her biology final? Will Hilda’s firefighter friend get food poisoning from her cringe worthy confection? Will Bryan Cranston ever put his pants back on?! Answers to these and other questions, not to mention a WEIRD Jerry Maguire reference, lie ahead on this fantastical installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! By the way, in honor of completing the first season of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Sabrina’s Witch Trials is holding the inaugural Back of the Linen Closet Classic! The Back of the Linen Closet Classic is our attempt to determine the single greatest clothing calamity of season one of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch! Vote now at the link below, and until 9/3/17, to help decide Westbridge's biggest fashion flop! https://brackify.com/bracket/4858/Back-of-The-Linen-Closet-Classic

Sharpen your swords and read your contracts because on this enchanted edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Fil Araujo joins Alex to bid adieu to season one of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, by chatting about “Troll Bride” and its diminutive deviant, Roland! Will our resident teenage witch be able to free herself from the evil troll’s castle, and marriage contract, in time for her biology final? Will Hilda’s firefighter friend get food poisoning from her cringe worthy confection? Will Bryan Cranston ever put his pants back on?! Answers to these and other questions, not to mention a WEIRD Jerry Maguire reference, lie ahead on this fantastical installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

By the way, in honor of completing the first season of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Sabrina’s Witch Trials is holding the inaugural Back of the Linen Closet Classic! The Back of the Linen Closet Classic is our attempt to determine the single greatest clothing calamity of season one of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch! Vote now at the link below, and until 9/3/17, to help decide Westbridge's biggest fashion flop! https://brackify.com/bracket/4858/Back-of-The-Linen-Closet-Classic

Break out your cucking stools, because on this enchanted

edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to chat

all the candle making, wood chopping, and heretic hunting fun of our resident

teenage witch’s first trip to Salem, its “The Crucible”! While enthralled in a

class field trip role playing game at the historic town, Libby’s heartbreak

over being spurned by a Keebler elf leads her to accuse Sabrina of being a

“witch”! When she’s put on trial before the class, will sabs relent to the group’s

puritanical persecution of the different and deny who she is, or will she come

clean about her supernatural nature? All that, plus Alex uses the word “apt” no

less than 50 times, on this installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

More mysterious than a brooding janitor with an eyepatch, it’s a brand-new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Grab a cold compress, because on this edition of the trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo to dissect all of the romance, backstabbing, and wasps wrapped into episode 21 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “As Westbridge Turns”! After Sabrina pops the top on a magical can of worms, her life goes from dull to dramatic. But, when she’s accused of stealing the engagement ring Mr. Pool bought for his far hotter girlfriend, nurse Nancy, will Sabrina be able to clear her name, and clear Harvey of his ladder related amnesia, or will Libby’s evil scheme to break up our favorite 90s teen couple prove successful?! All that drama, plus Sabrina produces an impressive erection, on this suspenseful installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

No risk, no rock! On this headbanging edition of Sabrina’s

Witch Trials, Alex is joined by noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo to analyze

what happens when a good witch listens to bad music, (apparently, shrinking happens),

it’s “the Great Mistake”! After Sabrina sneaks out to go to a Smashing Pumpkins

concert, only to be brought home by the Dirt Devil patrol, will her aunties’

stories of failure and regret help her to regain he self-worth, not to mention

her stature, or will she remain a tiny teen forever?! All that, plus some

bustle-shaking dance moves, on this installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

More mysterious than a brooding janitor with an eyepatch, it’s a brand-new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Grab a cold compress, because on this edition of the trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo to dissect all of the romance, backstabbing, and wasps wrapped into episode 21 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “As Westbridge Turns”! After Sabrina pops the top on a magical can of worms, her life goes from dull to dramatic. But, when she’s accused of stealing the engagement ring Mr. Pool bought for his far hotter girlfriend, nurse Nancy, will Sabrina be able to clear her name, and clear Harvey of his ladder related amnesia, or will Libby’s evil scheme to break up our favorite 90s teen couple prove successful?! All that drama, plus Sabrina produces an impressive erection, on this suspenseful installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on...

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Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/ 

Twitter – https://twitter.com/SabrinaPodcast

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It’s a family affair on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as host Alex Araujo is joined by noted child of the 80s (and 90s) Fil Araujo to break down Sabrina’s behemoth bitchiness, its “Meeting Dad’s Girlfriend”! When our teenage witch friend is blindsided by her father’s new bae, will she welcome the charming and sweet Gail into her life, or will she simply knock her asshole knob up to 11? (I mean, really?) All that, plus more of the Spellman’s trademark racial sensitivity, on this shade filled installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials!

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